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Attractive, Annoying, and Other Adjectives by theravenclawscribe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Feb 2026
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Hermione is 30, single, and looking for a new place. Desperate and with no promising prospects, she reluctantly moves in with three chaotic wizards… and no guide to understanding their ridiculous antics.
Inspired by New Girl: features a snarky, curmudgeonly Draco, optimistic and industrious Hermione, Type A Blaise, and wildcard Theo.
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12 Mar 2026
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Perspectives on Draco Malfoy and his love for and with Hermione Granger from Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, and Harry Potter.
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03 Mar 2026
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There were three things that Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott indisputably had in common.
1. They were both exceedingly handsome and disgustingly wealthy.
2. They were used to getting what they wanted.
3. They were each horribly and irrevocably in love with a war hero.Follow Draco and Theo as they attempt to win the affections of Hermione Granger and Harry Potter with a fool-hardy plan born from too much whiskey and even more pining. The plan: Pretend to date each other.
POV’s alternate between Theo and Draco.
NOTE: This fic is Dramione and NottPott endgame - there is no romantic relationship between Draco and Theo.
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- 12/12
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03 Mar 2026
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In a scandal that rocks the Ministry, Unspeakable Hermione Granger-Weasley gives birth to fellow Unspeakable Draco Malfoy’s baby – instead of her husband’s. In their search of answers, Hermione and Draco find out they work together in the Department of Mysteries after undergoing Severance, a spell that keeps work and home memories separate.
Now being translated to Russian on ficbook.net!
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03 Mar 2026
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It's Eighth Year and Draco Malfoy is just trying to graduate.
Valentine's Day is today and the last thing he wants to do is think about someone he'll never deserve. But when someone slips Hermione Granger an Ancient Roman lust potion, he finally has a chance. A chance to be the hero. As the day progresses, things do not go according to plan.
He Crucios a Seventh Year, makes new friends, gains forgiveness, nearly goes back to Azkaban, and discovers that he should probably pursue a career in Potions.
He also finds out what Granger sounds like when she comes...but that's besides the point.
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- Part 1 of The World of Cupere
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Bookmarked by brookannabis
03 Mar 2026