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Nothing is as it seems.
A splinching incident lands Hermione Granger in the arms of someone wholly unexpected... and they might not let her go.
A dramione story based off of Beauty and the Beast with a twist.
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12 Apr 2026
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Attractive, Annoying, and Other Adjectives by theravenclawscribe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Feb 2026
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Hermione is 30, single, and looking for a new place. Desperate and with no promising prospects, she reluctantly moves in with three chaotic wizards… and no guide to understanding their ridiculous antics.
Inspired by New Girl: features a snarky, curmudgeonly Draco, optimistic and industrious Hermione, Type A Blaise, and wildcard Theo.
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- English
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- 37/37
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12 Mar 2026
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Perspectives on Draco Malfoy and his love for and with Hermione Granger from Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, and Harry Potter.
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03 Mar 2026
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There were three things that Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott indisputably had in common.
1. They were both exceedingly handsome and disgustingly wealthy.
2. They were used to getting what they wanted.
3. They were each horribly and irrevocably in love with a war hero.Follow Draco and Theo as they attempt to win the affections of Hermione Granger and Harry Potter with a fool-hardy plan born from too much whiskey and even more pining. The plan: Pretend to date each other.
POV’s alternate between Theo and Draco.
NOTE: This fic is Dramione and NottPott endgame - there is no romantic relationship between Draco and Theo.
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- English
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- 33,352
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- 12/12
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03 Mar 2026
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In a scandal that rocks the Ministry, Unspeakable Hermione Granger-Weasley gives birth to fellow Unspeakable Draco Malfoy’s baby – instead of her husband’s. In their search of answers, Hermione and Draco find out they work together in the Department of Mysteries after undergoing Severance, a spell that keeps work and home memories separate.
Now being translated to Russian on ficbook.net!
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- English
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- 49,140
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- 13/13
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03 Mar 2026
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It's Eighth Year and Draco Malfoy is just trying to graduate.
Valentine's Day is today and the last thing he wants to do is think about someone he'll never deserve. But when someone slips Hermione Granger an Ancient Roman lust potion, he finally has a chance. A chance to be the hero. As the day progresses, things do not go according to plan.
He Crucios a Seventh Year, makes new friends, gains forgiveness, nearly goes back to Azkaban, and discovers that he should probably pursue a career in Potions.
He also finds out what Granger sounds like when she comes...but that's besides the point.
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- Part 1 of The World of Cupere
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- English
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- 106,826
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- 21/21
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03 Mar 2026
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The Time Draco Malfoy Bought A Date With The Golden Girl by GalacticSiren
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Dramione - Fandom
15 Feb 2026
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When Pansy Parkinson(Meddler Extraordinaire) signs Hermione Granger up for the Valentine’s Charity Blind Date Auction. And that was exactly how Hermione found herself standing on the stage, bathed in the warm glow of the chandelier light in a beautiful red dress. Yet she'd never felt more like an object.
Hermione expected this would end with an awkward dinner with some random droll who couldn’t string together a sentence of actual intellect.
That is until Draco Malfoy bid an obscene amount of money just to take her out.
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- Part 7 of Smutty One-Shot Collection—Dramione
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11 Feb 2026
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After Draco Malfoy returned to England, he wrote a letter he never intended to send, but his owl Hades had different plans, resulting in Hermione Granger receiving an anonymous confession she wasn’t supposed to read.
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You’ve Got Mail (With Owls)…sort of.
An epistolary slow burn.
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- English
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- 101,515
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- 15/20
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10 Feb 2026
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"I think you know what this is…"
Newly divorced, 29-year-old Hermione Granger does the most impulsive thing of her entire life: she buys herself a ridiculously expensive sports car and books herself a pre-paid spa weekend at a five-star hotel in the Lake District for her first Valentine's Day alone in eleven years. The only problem is, about halfway there, her fancy car breaks down in the middle of a snowy one-lane country road surrounded by sheep fields. With a nearly dead phone and only one auto repair shop in the area, Hermione finds herself out of luck.
Or… until she meets the sole owner of the shop: Draco Malfoy. The man who disappeared off the face of magical existence three years prior.
How many things can one do in a sports car? Well, Hermione is determined to find out.
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- 3/3
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09 Feb 2026
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The Space Between Life and Death by DarkSideOfGlass
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jan 2026
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Ten years after the war, divorced Hermione Granger decided to return to the Muggle World to visit her childhood place. She got into an accident and became a coma ghost. Guess who her trauma surgeon was?
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"You?" Hermione gasped. "No, no, no. You're going to screw up," she covered her eyes with both hands. "I'm so f—"
"Let's have a little faith," he said mildly.
She dropped her hands. "What?"
The nurse nodded and handed him the scalpel. "We have complete faith in you, Dr. Malfoy. You're one of the most skilled trauma surgeons we have on rotation."Bookmarked by brookannabis
09 Feb 2026
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Hermione did not believe in things like auras, she’d quit Divination after all, but a chill emanated from the space. It warned of a haunted, twisted place. The abandoned house at the end of the lane you don’t dare approach on Hallowe’en. The cellar door you don’t dare open when you’re home alone. The wooded path you don’t dare cut through at night even if it would be the quickest way home.
Only darkness awaited her there. In the last aisle of Malfoy Manor’s library.
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- 38,193
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- 8/8
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15 Jan 2026
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Five years after the war, everything and everyone in Hermione Granger's life seemed focused on who she had yet to become, leaving very little space for her to just…be. When she spontaneously ditches her holiday plans in favor of spending Christmas alone in an enchanted bookshop, she unexpectedly finds herself reconnecting with someone from her past...and questioning everything she thought she wanted for her future.
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- 13/13
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30 Dec 2025
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Ten years after the war, Hermione Granger is a celebrated hero, a tireless political reformer–but behind closed doors, she's drowning in a Ministry that praises her with one breath and silences her with the next. She's brilliant, respected... and dangerously close to being done playing by their rules.
Cleared of his war crimes and sharper than ever, Draco Malfoy didn't just survive the fallout–he seized it. The most feared name in Wizarding Britain's criminal underworld, he controls the flow of potions, secrets, and power. And now, he's being ordered to marry the Ministry's Golden Girl.
Thrown into a marriage neither expected and neither intends to lose, Hermione and Draco must decide whether to rule from the shadows or burn the whole damn system down... together.
He may be the King of Wizarding Britain's criminal underworld–
but she is the Queen.
And may the gods help anyone who disrespects the Queen.
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- 30/30
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28 Dec 2025
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Just…stepcest smut. 🙃
Started off as a twitter Drabble, but each chapter gets longer and eventually we see a minute amount of substance.
Mostly just porn though. 😊💜
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- Part 1 of Family Vacation Universe
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- English
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- 49,164
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- 15/?
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16 Dec 2025
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“Oh! Granger! Draco! You got caught!” Theo said with very fake surprise. “Who would have imagined?”
“How do we undo it?” Hermione snapped, ignoring him entirely.
“It’s kind of obvious, isn’t it?” George said, sipping his drink. “You have to kiss.”
“Over my dead body!” Granger scowled.
“I’m not much into corpses, Grange—”
“You shut up!” She jabbed a finger at Draco like this was somehow his fault.
(It wasn’t. But he wasn’t complaining.)
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13 Dec 2025
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Auror Draco Malfoy suffers a mishap that renders him alarmingly altered.
Lead Healer Hermione Granger has never been one to step down from a challenge, though this tentacle-y little problem may be the first to actually get the best of her.
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- 25,110
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- 8/8
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- 536
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23 Nov 2025
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Dumbledore is missing, Harry Potter is having visions and nightmares, and Dolores Umbridge stalks the halls of Hogwarts.
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are each determined to keep their friends safe under the uncertain rule of the new Hogwarts, but when they both end up in Umbridge's office together, they accidentally discover the High Inquisitor’s darkest secret. A secret she's willing to kill for.
Armed with the horrible truth, they each rise up in order to tear her down, and (to much of their shared displeasure) it would be easier to work together than apart...
The revolution has begun! But who will wear the crown?
OR When a Hogwarts revolution is started by a bunch of unruly teenagers, none of our ensemble knows which will kill them first, Dolores Umbridge, Voldemort, or their horribly timed crushes.
Enemies to partners in crime (to maybe something more...?)
COMPLETE!
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23 Nov 2025
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Four years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Draco lives a sad little life as a Ministry Workerbee. He keeps his head down and stays within the terms of his probation. He does not date, he does not socialize, except with Theo and Pansy, who for some reason are hellbent on making his life a little less pathetic.
After horrible, idiotic ‘doesn’t take no for an answer’ McLaggen turns up dead, Draco is the only one that seems to connect the strange something happening to Granger and the murders of every molester, abuser, and sexual creep in the Ministry.
To save his own selfish skin, Draco is determined to find out what is going on–and gets trapped in Granger’s sexual web in the process.
—-Hermione Granger is possessed by a sex demon and pathetic, virginal Draco tries to stop her from taking revenge on every creep in the Wizarding World. Too bad he falls for the demon in the process.
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- English
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- 94,666
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- 22/22
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23 Nov 2025
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The Utter Inconvenience of Certain Inclinations by Molivier
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Sep 2025
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Draco Malfoy moves in next door. Hermione reacts, as any reasonable person would, by setting her kitchen on fire. Things continue in that general vein.
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- English
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- 74,380
- Chapters:
- 12/12
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- 4
- Comments:
- 1,657
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- 2,799
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11 Nov 2025
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Hermione Granger and the Dramione Shippers by Undercover_ballerina (undercover_ballerina)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jun 2024
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When the Wizarding World found out about the Harry Potter Saga, and Hermione Granger discovered smutty fan-fiction.
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23 Oct 2025