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For Want of a Good Meal by brushyourteeth
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Feb 2026
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"It is a pity Luo Binghe has to get by on bland meat. I would rather die than go without garlic. No chili oil? No ginger, no salt?"
...so Qinghua was angry at him.
Mobei Jun would see what he could do. "Finicky."
{In which Mobei Jun is a surprisingly decent stepdad, Shang Qinghua realizes too late that Mobei Jun is not taking his "son" jokes as jokes, and Luo Binghe fights tooth and nail not to get adopted. Featuring an exasperated and Very Tired Cucumber Bro}
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Teach Sex Ed in Schools, Folks by brushyourteeth
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Feb 2026
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If Shen Qingqiu's teacher had any doubts regarding his intentions toward his students, it was cleared up one painfully awkward afternoon.
(No one ever had "the talk" with Shen Jiu. His martial siblings can't believe their ears. His teacher won't stop dropping in to ask after his wellbeing. It's all terribly inconvenient.)
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A Matter of Chivalry by brushyourteeth
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Dec 2025
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Liu Qingge, then Liu Lanshuo, hated attending parties and hated the parties thrown by other nobles even more. No one wanted to discuss training or how awesome his new sword is, only babble on about their families and how important they were until his ears bled. Then he met a boy who had the most gruesome topics waiting on his tongue. They discuss ways to incapacitate the other guests all afternoon long. Is this a friend? Look, Father, he made a friend.
Alternatively: Shen Jiu is sometimes dragged along to social events now that he has become Young Lady Qiu's "fiancé". A young righteous idiot pulls a Gongyi Xiao and kidnaps him to safety four hours after meeting him.
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Binghe's Favorite Shishu by brushyourteeth
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Nov 2025
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It takes Shen Qingqiu three months to realize that his disciple has a rather affable and warm attitude toward the lord of An Ding. Naturally, his curiosity is piqued.
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Hot/Cold by brushyourteeth
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Oct 2025
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Luo Binghe is getting mixed signals from his teacher. One minute, he's throwing tea over his head. The next, he's letting him sleep in his house. Does he hate him, or is he just eccentric?
(Shen Qingqiu hates him. He just also believes in providing alternate sleeping arrangements for students. Having no safe space to sleep in the entire Peak is... lame. Yes, he is praying the little beast trips and breaks his neck every other breath. Yes, he is the bigger danger to the child's health. He can do both.)
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Best-Laid Plans Never Go Awry by WyvernQuill
Fandoms: Doctor Who (1963), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
07 Mar 2019
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"These aliens you've allied yourself with..."
"Yes?" The Master folded his hands and leaned back, clearly exordinately pleased with the unsettled look on his best enemy's face.
"...they don't happen to be Traitorians?"
"Why, Doctor! Correct on first try, congratulations."
"Of the planet Betrayus?"
"Absolutely."
"In the Backstabbior galaxy?"
"Well, someone's been paying attention in Xenogeography class..."
"The ones famous for being the most notorious turncoats in the universe, who eventually eat everyone they ally with?"
"The very sam-"
The Master paused.
"...ah."
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