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After all these years, they were finally making peace with the Senju. They could not allow this to fall through just because the elders are demanding a marriage alliance. Normally, Madara would even think it’s a good idea. That is, if a marriage wouldn’t expose the Uchiha’s biggest secret: Madara isn’t Tajima’s oldest son, but his oldest daughter.
Madara has a feeling she won’t be able to hide this from her new wife.
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Deep into the forest, following the stream where it bends,
Over strangely stacked stones and old fox dens,
Past the lighting-struck oak and gnarled sycamore,
Is an overgrown garden and blue-painted door.-----
They say there’s a witch in the woods.
They all say the witch can give you your heart’s greatest desire, as long as you can pay the price, and she was Madara’s last resort. She couldn’t lose Kagami as well.
MadaTobi Week 2024 Day 4: Children /
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Additional scenes and POVs from AITA for courting the guy my whole family repeatedly insulted?
Most of these won’t make sense if you haven’t read part 1!
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- Part 2 of mdtb AITA
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AITA for courting the guy my whole family repeatedly insulted? by bumblebeelex
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
31 Jul 2025
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“Your mother was a Hatake!?” Izuna shouted in disbelief, startling many of the Senju.
“Yes? I thought you knew?” Hashirama tilted his head, looking over to Tobirama who shrugged slightly.
“No, it seems like some of our intel was a bit outdated,” Madara sighed, pinching his brow. “Does this change anything else in the peace treaty? Any other culturally insensitive terms that need to be removed?”
Madara narrowed his eyes as Tobirama coughed, hiding his face for a moment. Did he just cover up a laugh?
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MadaTobi Week 2024 Day 3: Cultural Differences / Traditions
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- Part 1 of mdtb AITA
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Suzuka would never tell anyone, but she had a favorite.
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Suzuka’s capture may have jumpstarted a peace treaty, but how did Suzuka end up in Senju custody in the first place? Finding her injured on a walk seems awfully convenient.
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- Part 2 of The Uchiha Grandma Chronicles
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“Marley.” Ilya says evenly, suddenly knowing he can actually breathe. He had a plan and he knew what he needed to do. And he couldn’t do it from the locker room bench. “If he is very injured, if he cannot play again, if he is very bad, I will kill you. I will kill you painfully.”
Cliff gapes at him.In which the hit that Cliff Marleau had on Shane Hollander goes a little different. For one, they’re in Boston. For another, Ilya realizes he might be panicking? Which is probably not something to do in the middle of a game. And, oh yeah, he just outed both himself and his not-boyfriend to an entire locker room of hockey players.
But that’s okay, because while Boston may be vicious, they do take care of their own. And they quickly realize that their captain’s happiness and willingness to stay with the Bears is tied to Shane Hollander. The solution is easy, they’ll just have to make Shane Hollander a Bear.
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19 Jul 2026
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Yes Chef by Agathawouldbeproud26
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF
15 Jul 2026
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Mid-ish-2014; Sochi was a disaster, but Boston had won the cup, so it wasn’t all bad. Ilya was basically a shoe in for MVP award in Las Vegas next week. What was all bad, was him agreeing to go on some show called ‘Hell’s Kitchen’. At the time, it’d sounded cool, and it was in Vegas anyway, so it wasn’t like he would have to travel much. He, along with one other surprise guest judge, would choose menu items to be served to their teams as a challenge for the competing chefs. A classic remix of the 2010 winter-Olympians judgements.
This was part of the ‘not all bad’.
The problem was the other team.
Hollander just had to say yes too, didn’t he?
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POV OUTSIDEROr, Hollanov meet early. Things change.
Told in a POV outsider episode view, with cuts to Shane/Ilya POV. Probably will do a double (another fic where its just ilya/shane pov for the whole fic) depends.
NOT AN AU, just canon divergence.
You do NOT need to watch hell’s kitchen to understand this, but if you want you can.
For me - bc I deserve a treat <3
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- Part 4 of heated rivalry - all fics ive written
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16 Jul 2026
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Boyfriend Auditions by TwentyFirstCenturyJane
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
21 Jul 2026
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“They are so pretty. Pretty freckles on pretty boy and I want….”
Shane can’t breathe. Holy fuck he can’t breathe, every fucking fantasy he’s had since he was seventeen is right in front of him and he doesn’t know what to do.
“What…” licks his lips and watches as Rozanov leans forward, like he can’t help but try to be closer, “What do you want?”
A smile, slow and wicked, sharp canines that Shane wants at his throat.
“I told you, to be boyfriend.”
Or: In a world where there was no CCM hookup and they're just rivals, Shane has come out as gay, and Ilya isn't going to let that opportunity pass him by.
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12 Jul 2026
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Just Guys Being Dudes by FightMeImSmall
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Jun 2026
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Ilya and Shane get outed via instagram live… as friends. The world reacts as their friendship becomes the most talked about thing in the hockey world.
Being openly friends affords them more freedoms to be together, but all the more easy to lose it all.
AKA
Shane has a touch of Hudson Williams to him
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08 Jul 2026
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Farah, Shane, and his mom have a statement drafted by the end of the first period of the Boston v. Toronto game. By the time the Raiders are done showering and are pulled for post-game press, everyone with even a passing interest in professional hockey knows that Shane Hollander is an Unrestricted Free Agent looking for a new team.
Shane watched live as Ilya blinked stupidly, took a few seconds to process, and then quickly answered into the mic. This interview would gain millions of views over the coming months and would be cited as the source of the most chaotic social media rollercoaster the MLH ever had.
No one knew it then, but the Great MLH Seduction had officially begun.
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Or: Ilya stays with the Boston Raiders instead of trading to Ottawa. This causes quite a few ripples when Shane finally ends his contract with Montreal.
Featuring: the Hollander Family's Spreadsheets(TM), professional hockey culture shifts, and a tasteful amount of fraud against the MLH.
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