9 Works by bumblingestbee
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pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name by bumblingestbee
Fandoms: Assassins - Sondheim/Weidman
22 Sep 2026
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She could always tell something about a person by their eyes. Charlie had taught her how. This man had strange eyes.
“You look like you’re younger than me,” she replied with a short, harsh giggle. “The mustache isn’t working, man.”
The man smiled wryly. “No, as a matter of fact,” he said, “we’re both twenty-six, but I dare say I’m older than you are.”
(or: Lynette meets another man with a devil smile.)
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gather round all you clowns, let me hear you say: by inevergiveyoumypillow (bumblingestbee)
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band)
06 Jul 2026
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The door shuts and latches. The sound echoes down the hall.
Brian speaks quietly. "Do you boys realize how lucky you are that it was me who came down that corridor?"
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i can tell that we are gonna be friends by bumblingestbee
Fandoms: Dead Outlaw - Penna/Moses/Yazbek
30 Jun 2025
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It's a few seconds before Millicent can speak. “Are you a ghost?” she squeaks at long last.
“Jesus, I don’t know,” says the ghost-man. He looks around, at the room, at the ceiling, at his own hands - and at the mummy. “Holy shit,” he yelps. “Is that me?”
“Watch your language,” exclaims Millicent, scandalized.
(Or: Think Calvin and Hobbes, but if instead of a stuffed toy tiger it was a mummified corpse.)
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James has spent all the years of his life desperate to be seen, and yet when Francis looks at him, it feels like a kindness he can hardly bear.
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It's amazing, the things you can find in common with people when you're all in hell for the same crime.
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They should be dead, but they are not. They should be alive, but they are not. They are not quite sure what they are, or if they even are at all.
(Or - a character study of all nine assassins, and some random musings on the mysteries of carnival purgatory.) -
discussion thread: cornley polytechnic peter pan rumors? (or, how the internet learned to stop worrying and love the chaos) by bumblingestbee
Fandoms: The Goes Wrong Show (TV 2019), The Play That Goes Wrong Series - Lewis & Sayer & Shields
11 May 2023
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The Cornley Drama Society has somehow managed to get their latest play to Broadway. The online theatre community reacts with a mixture of terror and joy. Mostly terror.