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pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name by bumblingestbee
Fandoms: Assassins - Sondheim/Weidman
22 Sep 2026
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She could always tell something about a person by their eyes. Charlie had taught her how. This man had strange eyes.
“You look like you’re younger than me,” she replied with a short, harsh giggle. “The mustache isn’t working, man.”
The man smiled wryly. “No, as a matter of fact,” he said, “we’re both twenty-six, but I dare say I’m older than you are.”
(or: Lynette meets another man with a devil smile.)
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gather round all you clowns, let me hear you say: by inevergiveyoumypillow (bumblingestbee)
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band)
06 Jul 2026
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The door shuts and latches. The sound echoes down the hall.
Brian speaks quietly. "Do you boys realize how lucky you are that it was me who came down that corridor?"
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i can tell that we are gonna be friends by bumblingestbee
Fandoms: Dead Outlaw - Penna/Moses/Yazbek
30 Jun 2025
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It's a few seconds before Millicent can speak. “Are you a ghost?” she squeaks at long last.
“Jesus, I don’t know,” says the ghost-man. He looks around, at the room, at the ceiling, at his own hands - and at the mummy. “Holy shit,” he yelps. “Is that me?”
“Watch your language,” exclaims Millicent, scandalized.
(Or: Think Calvin and Hobbes, but if instead of a stuffed toy tiger it was a mummified corpse.)
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James has spent all the years of his life desperate to be seen, and yet when Francis looks at him, it feels like a kindness he can hardly bear.
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Wherein Paul is restless after not getting laid the night of his twenty-second birthday and John plays the voyeur.
Set during the Australian tour in 1964.
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Fill for this fic-a-thon prompt:
Someone in John’s staff sells his diaries to the press in the 70s. They’re printed in the papers. They contain his feelings about Paul. They are him pining over Paul. Paul reads them.
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The Rummy Affair of the Brinkley Ball by Culumacilinte for bookmountains
Fandoms: Jeeves & Wooster, Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
19 Dec 2015
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BERTIE STOP THE MOST DREADFUL THING STOP THERE IS TO BE A BALL AT BRINKLEY COURT STOP H AND I SURE TO BE DISCOVERED STOP CALL UPON YOUR HELP STOP SOME SUBTERFUGE WILL BE CALLED FOR STOP H SAYS NO USE ASKING YOU BUT PERHAPS JEEVES STOP
In which there are unlikely allies, a party, and everyone is everyone else's beard.
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It took two weeks for the new pope to reinstate Janusz Wožniak as his chief of staff. In fact, Sister Agnes had to tell him about it ahead of time - hoping, presumably, that if he knew his position was safe maybe he'd stop sweating about it so much.
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After a therapist notes that most men in Dennis' age demographic have already settled down, Dennis takes it as a personal challenge to procure a lifelong partner by the end of the week.
Of course, said therapist also points out that Dennis has never actually been able to maintain any long-term relationships outside of the Gang, which...somewhat limits his options. Cue a series of chaotic, half-baked attempts to date each member of the gang, one by one.
Or, my take on how Mac and Dennis might actually get together within the span of one episode.