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  1. Rec *

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    The ritual is simple: morning skate, home for a protein shake, then Shane strips to his briefs, lies in bed, and starts scrolling.

    Or, a Grindr AU

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    26 Sep 2026

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    SHANE
    ➥ We can resign the paperwork in your name.
    ➥ I mean, you could pick a new car, but there's hardly any place for another one, unless you get rid of yours. I have some contacts with car dealers in the area. I doubt it you want a Jeep, though?

    ILYA
    ➥ hmmmmm
    ➥ if i say i want a porsche will you buy me porsche

    SHANE
    ➥ A sports one? No. They drive too fast.
    ➥ But a regular one, sure. What colour?

    ILYA
    ➥ well my main concern was that they cost as much as a fucking house baby, but
    ➥ orange?

    SHANE
    ➥ I can look around.

    ILYA
    ➥ wait no
    ➥ no
    ➥ shane
    ➥ dont
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    or: a year into dating, ilya and his daughter move in with shane, and a long week of fuck-ups and bad luck follows.

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    06 Sep 2026

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    “This hot tub has not been well maintained,” Rozanov complained as they stood on the deck, staring at the built-in hot tub, big enough to fit 8 people. 

    “So, you can replace it,” Shane replied patiently.

    “I will be too busy to replace the hot tub. Then I will have a long day, and I will decide to have a soak in my rancid hot tub, and then I will catch diphtheria and die.” Rozanov looked at Shane, accusatory. “You want me to die?”

    Shane looked down. The hot tub looked no more or less rancid than any other hot tub. “I don’t think you can get diphtheria from a dirty hot tub.”

    “You are doctor now?” Rozanov asked, and Shane stayed silent. 

    Shane Hollander is a realtor who works with the Ottawa Centaurs to find properties for new players.

    Ilya Rozanov needs a home.

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    30 Aug 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov, break out star of the hit show Skating Limits, has a problem. His stalker is escalating to violence and ruining the press tour for the new season. Naturally, his agent and childhood friend, Svetlana, has a solution to the problem: Shane Hollander, former Secret Service agent and private bodyguard.

    Shane, however, has his reservations about the job. He doesn't work with celebrities. Celebrities are security risks and they don't listen. So Ilya will have to play ball, or Shane will break their contract, leaving him exposed to the man hunting him.

    Despite the risks, they don't seem to be able to stay away from one another anyway. While Ilya contends with his growing feelings, Shane is more than ready to do whatever it takes to protect his principal.

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    15 Aug 2026

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    "You take her." Shane waits for Rozanov to take Lucie, but when he doesn't do anything, Shane flicks his gaze up to see Rozanov's eyes widen. "What?"

    "You want me to feed her?"

    "Yes. You literally just held her. What's the difference?"

    "I-I don't know what to do."

    Shane passes Lucie over to him, then guides Rozanov's hand to the bottle to keep it up. "You just hold it like that."

    "Then what?"

     

    Or: Shane has a one night stand with a woman during the six months Ilya ghosted him, and he's left with a little girl. Lucie Hollander wraps them both around her little finger and changes the course of their love story.
    (set in the canon universe)

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    09 Jul 2026