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Clint stands outside the tank for Octopus Cynea, a Treasure of the Pacific, feeling distinctly like an idiot. He broke into an aquarium in the middle of the night, --an aquarium, by the way, he had just tried to convince his boss was full of Bad Guys Up to No Good--armed to the teeth with a bow and quiver, to talk to an octopus. Not his proudest moment.
Or, the one where Coulson gets turned into an octopus.
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- Part 1 of The Cephalopod Who Loved Me
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19 May 2019
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Home Improvement Appendix: How They Met by pagination
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
22 Jun 2025
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“Speaking of American heroes—“ Phil begins.
“I wasn’t,” Marcus says rudely.
Phil ignores him. “It was an honor to be wing man to a real, undeniable American icon,” he says, taking shrimp from the freezer to thaw. “I have his trading card from 1952, when his image was being used by Fairchild against Joe McCarthy’s campaign. A little foxing on the edges, but otherwise in good condition. Current valuation—“
The inchoate sound of rage that Marcus makes is satisfying in the way a good bowel movement is: viciously physical, and spiritually rejuvenating.
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- Part 2 of Home Improvement
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14 May 2019
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Cybernetic Official Unit for Lawful Security Operations Number 01 by Jade_Dragoness
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Marvel (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
27 Mar 2012
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The most popular rumor in SHIELD was that Agent Phil Coulson was created in a lab. The rumor was unproven. It was also true.
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- Part 1 of The Body Electric
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14 May 2019
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It's a Modern Look (But It's All About Roots) by SidneySussex
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012)
07 Jun 2012
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Bruce Banner is a brilliant, but understated tailor. Clint Barton is his colour-anarchical, music-loving assistant. Phil Coulson is a man who goes through suits far too fast to make custom tailoring a cost-effective option, and yet here he is.
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14 May 2019
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The Dinosaur Game by emmypenny (burritosong) for samalander
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Marvel (Movies)
16 Jun 2012
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Rules:
1. If you find a dinosaur, you must hide it.
2. You may only hide the dinosaurs on SHIELD property.
3. Maria Hill's property is off-limits.
4. These rules are subject to change at any time, without warning.---
Or, SHIELD agents know how to have fun but it will probably be terrifying for all involved.
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25 Apr 2019
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#hashtag 'verse by FoxGlade
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Hawkeye (Comics), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
06 Jun 2014
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Steve finds Bucky. Bucky finds Steve. Regaining normality is so much easier in a place where normal is defined by muffled explosions at 3am, stealing clothes from a master assassin, and cooking lessons from an ex-carnie archer.
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13 Apr 2019
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Survivor's Guilt by arsenicarcher (Arsenic) for foxxcub
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
28 Dec 2012
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In the wake of Loki, Clint is persona-non-grata at SHIELD.
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- Part 53 of Hurt/Comfort Bingo
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12 Apr 2019
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and we turn against the darkness with intention by coffeejunkii
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
10 Nov 2013
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Clint is happy with his life. He loves his job at the Parks department, loves the birds he works with, and loves his weekly lunches with Natasha. But then Phil Coulson stumbles into his life, and Clint realizes that what's been missing from his routine existence is a middle-aged homicide cop with a list of issues that rivals Clint's own.
Or, a story about falling in love in New York in the springtime.
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- Part 1 of Birds and Bridges
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12 Apr 2019
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Around about the time Phillipa Jane told her middle-school teacher that Phil wasn’t a nickname, it was her name and not a difficult one to remember, she picked up a reputation. That hasn’t really gone away. [Always-female!Coulson/Clint]
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02 Apr 2019
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Tony runs his mouth, Loki takes it as inspiration, and suddenly the Avengers are a little less human than they used to be. Some of them take it better than others.
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- Part 1 of Hawk!Clint
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29 Mar 2019
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When Your First Four Dates Are in a Convenience Store, It Might Be Destiny by florahart
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
20 Aug 2013
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Clint Barton, one time carnie, is halfway to a college degree and working nights to pay for it when Phil Coulson shows up in his life and orders a burrito.
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29 Mar 2019
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The Most Important Meal of the Day by infiniteeight
Fandoms: Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation (2015)
16 Oct 2015
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The morning after the night before. Basically just new relationship fluff.
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08 Feb 2019
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Stories the Stars Tell by infiniteeight for notaredshirt
Fandoms: Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation (2015)
15 Nov 2015
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Will promised to take Alan stargazing. This is that date.
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- Part 2 of Worth the Risk
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08 Feb 2019
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Immediately after Fallout, the team heads home. Ethan has some news for Brandt. Brandt has some news of his own.
(Sorry the summary is so vague but I'm trying to keep spoilers out of it.)
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- Part 1 of The Last Word
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08 Feb 2019
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(I wrote this awhile after Rogue Nation, at least a year before Fallout, and apparently never posted it. Oops?)
Thanks to an unusual hormone balance, Brandt's heats have never been anything other than rushed and unpleasant, no matter strategies what he and his partner at the time tried. Getting through them alone isn't much better. But it's possible for alphas to have odd hormone balances, too. Brandt is afraid this won't work, but not too much to try.
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08 Feb 2019
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Hunley is visited in the hospital, first by Will and then by Ethan and the team.
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- Part 2 of The Last Word
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08 Feb 2019
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All I Have to Give is Everything by infiniteeight
Fandoms: Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation (2015)
12 Oct 2015
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When Alan Hunley finally finds his soulmate, he's in the middle of tearing apart everything that soulmate cares about. The only way out is forward, and if there's only one gift Alan can give his soulmate, he's going to make it happen.
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08 Feb 2019
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Worth the Risk by infiniteeight
Fandoms: Mission: Impossible (Movies), Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation (2015)
22 Sep 2015
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The team thinks Hunley is an asshole. Brandt disagrees. Obviously the only way to settle this is with a bet.
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- Part 1 of Worth the Risk
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08 Feb 2019
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Nearsighted; Farsighted by sevdrag (seventhe) for mariana_oconnor
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
30 Dec 2018
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A set of suspicious murders has Chief of Police Carter calling in Section Chief Coulson from the BAU to help them catch what might be a serial killer. As good as Detectives Rogers and Barnes are, they'll need help if they want to catch the unsub the press are calling Red Skull, a killer whose motives need to be evaluated close-up as well as from a distance. Barnes, especially - who doesn't like help and doesn't like people - might be surprised by the way this case unfolds, if he can manage to work with SSAs Romanoff and Barton long enough to find some answers.
yep, it's the Avengers in a Criminal Minds AU, brace yourself. Clint and Bucky stumble against a unique case, a ruthless killer, and a set of skills that shouldn't match up as well as they do. For the Winterhawk fic exchange, 2018, the year I threw myself into the fireplace for love of this stupid pairing.
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- Part 1 of Farsighted
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31 Dec 2018
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God Save The Queen by copperbadge for JeanDrawsStuff
Fandoms: Marvel, Captain America (Movies), Royalty RPF
28 Feb 2016
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Bucky was having a great time with Lizbet, until her dad got involved.
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21 Aug 2017