cakeisnotpie
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Don't Do it, M*@F%#r: A Love Story in Four Letter Words by cakeisnotpie
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Chris Evans Movies)
26 Nov 2025
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Bucky Barnes just wanted to work his crappy little desk job, go home to his tiny apartment, and live life on his own terms. Too bad his office is in Stark Tower where the villain of the week drops in to screw everything up followed by that guy in the spangled tights with the sharp cheekbones and killer abs. If Bucky's life is about to get up-ended, he's going to cuss as much as he wants and take a shot at that ass. And maybe, he'll find exactly what he's been looking for.
My first Shrunkyclinks modern Bucky Barnes meets Captain America fic, and it's packed with all the tropes that would fit. If you like your Bucky Barnes foul mouthed, sassy, and sexy, and your Steve Rogers a cheeky asshole who loves trolling others, this is the fic for you. Oh, and have some minor sides of good mate Sam Wilson, a Natasha who shows she cares by doing invasive background checks, a Tony who's trauma response is to be a little shit, horny on main Clint, and the dommiest dom of all doms Phil Coulson.
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With Many a Winding Turn by cakeisnotpie for katsdisturbed
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, Supernatural (TV 2005)
20 Jul 2025
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It's that time of year again in Fraiserton, and Clint's busy getting ready for an even bigger Fall Festival. Guests are arriving, friends returning, and Philip is organizing all of it. Between snowball fights and ogling his sexy husband, Clint's day is going well.
Sam Wilson has watched all his friends finding their bonded mates -- hell, Natasha, James, Steven, and Anthony were a foursome -- and he's pretty sure that's not meant for him. No, he's the kind who's just a friend even if he maybe wants to be more.
Andrew knows who he is and, most importantly, how he got to this place in his life. He has his work in the stables, taking care of Sleipner and Brook Lynn, and helping Bruce in the infirmary. Anything else is more than a guy like him could hope for.
Then an unexpected face appears and things get turned upside down by some demons. It turns out, some kinds of bonds take time to grow.
Chapter one was originally posted as part of Clint Coulson Appreciation Week 2024. Chapter 2 is being posted during CCAW 2025.
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- Part 6 of Medieval Fantasy 'Vengers Cakeverse
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Operation Spiderweb REDACTED by cakeisnotpie
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
14 Jun 2025
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Operation Spiderweb
19 July 2012 - 11 Jan 2013
REDACTED
Partial files recovered from 2014 Triskelon data
Original location unknownHYDRA asset Jessica Drew has been tasked with infiltrating the Avengers; what could go wrong?
Posted For Clint Coulson Appreciation Week 2025
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Someone to Watch Over Me by cakeisnotpie
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
13 Jun 2025
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It started in the morning meeting for next year’s budget allocation for strike teams. The numbers on the page in front him grew a little more distant, a little shinier around the edges. He blinked, but it stayed, the letters seeming to shrink. By the time Dinesh got to his favorite hobby horse of Delta’s R&D costs, the shimmer started, low in his right eye, a minor distortion; Phil would have to wait to see how bad this one was going to be. There was no rhyme nor reason to why some migraines fizzled out and others knocked him on his ass.
Not that it mattered anyway; he had too much on his calendar to let a little thing like his head being drilled and flayed open to stop him from getting it done.
Written for Clint Coulson Appreciation Week 2025: Hurt/Comfort
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The Way To A Man's Heart by cakeisnotpie
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
12 Jun 2025
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As soon as he opened the door, he heard the music, a song with guitars and a singer with a pronounced twang to his voice. Something about a gambler and knowing when to hold ‘em -- he recognized country when he heard it because his mom had listened to the Grand Ole Opry on Saturday night when she was off work. Standing in front of the stove, humming along, was Clint Barton, wearing a ratty pair of sweatpants that used to be grey and a purple t-shirt that had seen better days. He had a skillet over the heat and what looked like scrambled eggs in the pan.
A 5 + 1 found family fic for Clint Coulson Appreciation Week 2025
Recent series
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Wizard Clint & Detective Phil (Dresden Files AU) by cakeisnotpie
Fandom: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Marvel, Marvel (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Dresden Files - Jim Butcher, Young Avengers (Comics)
11 Jun 2025
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Callahan's Crosstown Diner by cakeisnotpie
Fandom: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Ant-Man (Movies), Avengers, Daredevil (TV), Deadpool (Comics), Doctor Strange (2016), Eternals (Movie 2021), Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Iron Fist (TV), Jessica Jones (TV), Loki (TV 2021), Luke Cage (TV), Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Moon Knight (TV 2022), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spiderman - Fandom, spiderman: no way home - Fandom, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Defenders (Marvel TV), The Marvels (Movie 2023), Thor (Movies), Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Venom (Movie 2018), WandaVision (TV), Young Avengers (Comics)
04 May 2025
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Variations on a Death by cakeisnotpie
Fandom: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Captain America (Movies), Fantastic Four, Fantastic Four (Movies), Hawkeye (Comics), Leverage (US TV 2008), Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel Ultimates, pretty much all of 'em, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Incredible Hulk (TV), Ultimate Spider-Man (Cartoon 2012), X-Men (Comicverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
02 May 2024
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A series of variations and meditations on Phil Coulson's death in The Avengers. This is my sandbox to build, knock down, and build again.
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Sexuality Series by cakeisnotpie
Fandom: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Leverage, Marvel, Marvel (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
05 May 2023
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Medieval Fantasy 'Vengers Cakeverse by cakeisnotpie
Fandom: Avengers (Comics), Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Supernatural, Supernatural (TV 2005), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, X-Men (Movies), Young Avengers
20 Jul 2025
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Take an epic fantasy, mix with a romance novel, add in your favorite Avengers and SHIELD Agents, and toss in magic ... and you've got the Medieval Fantasy Avengers verse. Multiple pairings and a focus on bonded pairs, this series mixes het and slash and is ongoing.
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When the world's an empty, dead place, you hold on tight to what you've got.
Clint's never been one to thrive in a vacuum. It's a good thing, then, that he found this shack out in the middle of nowhere.
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- Part 1 of I Fix Your Shit
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24 Sep 2025
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Sweet Home Was Home by there_must_be_a_lock
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Hawkeye (TV 2021)
06 May 2022
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Clint and Bucky try to let go of the past and start thinking about the future. They also celebrate the holidays, juggle knives, assemble furniture, see a musical, adopt a few strays, and rescue each other repeatedly.
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- Part 1 of Sweet Home Was Home
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- English
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09 Sep 2025
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For Everything There is A Season by dr_girlfriend for Kangofu_CB
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics), Hawkeye (Comics)
21 Nov 2020
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“What in the hell did you do, Stevie?” Bucky hisses when they’re out of earshot of the agent at the door.
“I solved the problem, Buck!” Steve says, with a shit-eating grin that strikes fear into Bucky’s heart. “See, I was Googling, and —”
“No,” Bucky whimpers, dread welling up in his chest. “Whatever it is, no.”
They are in the small staff kitchen now, and Sam looks up inquiringly. “Don’t tell me he actually went for it,” he says, his voice gleeful.
“Of course he went for it,” Steve says, trying to keep the snicker out of his voice. “They love him in that part of town,” he repeats in a crooning falsetto.
Bucky feels like he’s about to burst a blood vessel. “What the fuck did you two do?!?”
Steve bites his lip, looking a little repentant. He unlocks his phone and hands it to Bucky, open to Google Maps.
“Four Seasons…Total Landscaping?!?” Bucky reads. “What the fu —” He hits street view, and his legs grow weak.
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04 Jun 2025
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The Immortal Hawkeye by copperbadge for sara_holmes
Fandoms: Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
13 Dec 2015
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Clint's a little older than he looks, and his DNA has a few surprises in store, too.
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28 Mar 2025
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Cobble Hill by LoveMeSomeRafael, shax92
Fandoms: Captain America, Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 Nov 2020
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Notting Hill AU
Bucky Barnes is happy. He has everything he could want. He lives in a great house and has a close-knit group of friends. Sure, he'd like to be in love, but he wouldn't call himself lonely. His life is going along just fine until Steve Rogers - Captain freaking America - walks into his bookshop specializing in military history. Bucky's always had a thing for Captain America, and Steve Rogers exceeds all his fantasies.
Until he takes Bucky on the emotional rollercoaster ride of his life, leaving him wildly disappointed and nursing a broken heart.
After giving him a second chance and being burned again, Bucky is done with Steve Rogers. It's a good thing Steve is willing to do whatever it takes to make it up to him, and prove that his bad behavior is in the past.
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- 8/8
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15 Mar 2025