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Enid Gruffudd and the Myth of Civilization by calgiuals
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Jul 2025
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Everybody knew Barmy Enid (legal name Enid Catherine Gruffudd) had no father.
She had a mother, sure, and an uncle not much older than her, but there was no “Mr. Gruffudd” that the teachers could call to pick her up when she got in trouble, that could sign off on her report cards.
Not to mention, her nickname was Barmy Enid. Enough said!
Oh, and she had 18 years of memories from another life knocking about. That too.
(Or; The UK isn't just England, JKR, what the heck.)
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BAD WRITER’S BLOCK. DON’T HOPE FOR TOO MUCH ;;
What would Ruri be without her ‘beauty’? Without her prestige? She fears, secretly, privately, with her whole heart, that if one were to strip her naked of her fine clothing and clean her face of her makeup and pull out each tortoise-shell comb from her hair, what would be revealed would be nothing.
Uchiha Obito has no idea how to do information gathering, and is sent to do very sensitive information gathering.
Ruri is conceited and trapped, and the mysterious shinobi who came to her one evening looks like freedom.
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i know the walls (they can listen) by calgiuals
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
17 Jul 2023
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Zen’in Naoyuki is the golden child of his family, despite his low-born mother. But did you know? Gold jewelry is most often plated over nickel and things are never quite what they seem.
(Or; “Good children are seen, not heard” isn’t the best thing to tell somebody born in a family full of conniving bitches.)
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Sakura and Her Years of Wonders (Horrors) by P_I_Staker for AnnySakuraRuiz
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
17 Aug 2024
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Sakura is a totally normal kunoichi. Her morning routine is as follows: she wakes up, develops a panic disorder, argues with a fictionalized version of herself, styles her hair, thinks for too long about Ino, goes blind from competitiveness, sobs after almost stepping on a snail, denies having any feelings about a certain orphaned jerk, and, more frequently as of late, rages against another orphaned menace, this time of the orange jumpsuit variety, and that's all before 6am training. Busy, busy. Then, fate decides to pick up a sledge-hammer and make things even worse.
This is a re-write of Naruto in a way I would have liked to see, given the atrocious plots Sakura was afforded. I like to think of this as 'evening the playing field', giving her a bit of a power boost, so it's more like a trifecta, and not a story of Sasuke vs Naruto (plus the third wheel awkwardly standing in the corner). I also tweak her personality, because there's no way Kishi's selling me an insecure little girl with anger issues who also unabashedly dotes on a boy who rejects her every advance. That ain't real.
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16 Jan 2026
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curious as a cat by lulu_lisbon
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
28 May 2022
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I imagine if my entire consciousness had settled any time prior to age four, my squishy little brain would’ve imploded from overload. That said, it’s one hell of a day to wake up and realize oh shit, I’m Ahsoka Tano and life catastrophically sucks.
Unwilling SI into Ahsoka
Features: a super possessive Anakin, clone hijinks, politics, and revolutions galore
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- Part 1 of i'll give you my galaxy, starlight, starbright child
- Part 1 of lulu's self insert fics
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28 Dec 2025
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Barty Crouch and Lily Evans have one thing in common, and it's that they really do not like James Potter.
So seven weeks + one (truly over the top) pros and cons list later, the two of them are pretending to date. Something that historically, has never left anyone with real or confusing or complicated feelings. (The risk of developing real or confusing or complicated feelings did not make the list.)
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21 Dec 2025
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Barty Crouch Jr. has a reputation of being a playboy— but he’s actually quite smart. Does the crossword even. He (like most of their year at Hogwarts) finds Lily Evans completely and utterly captivating.
The problem is, James Potter is always after her with performative love confessions, and then there’s Severus Snape, padding after her like a kicked puppy.
Barty, sick of Severus’ whining and Potter’s showboating, makes a bet with Severus: He can get Lily to date him by the Yule Ball.
Lily, sick of stupid boys treating her like a conquest, has actually experienced quite little in terms of romance. She decides to formulate a list: things to experience before graduation (some of them dirty, some of them sweet), and Barty Crouch might be the perfect excuse to check off some boxes.
OR: A Bartylily fake dating au that subverts the genre while paying homage to the tropes we all love
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21 Dec 2025
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Lily Evans’ Guide to Dissent, Delusion, and Disastrous Men by darkdawn01
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Sep 2025
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Lily looked at him disbelievingly. “You’re dating a terrorist.”
“He’s not a terrorist,” James said, somehow offended. “He just—has a reputation.”
“Yes, a reputation for terrorism,” Lily said, like James was a bit slow.
James crossed his arms, visibly bristling. “He’s actually very principled.”
“So is every fascist. That’s kind of the problem.”
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Or, Lily Evans judges James for his poor taste in men, then goes on to make significantly worse decisions.
Featuring: academic burnout, moral spirals, inconvenient attraction, and the deeply ironic process of falling in love with someone you’d confidently list as a reason the world’s going to hell.
She’s not proud of it. But he is very pretty.
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21 Dec 2025