calling_all_ur_moms



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    “The thing is,” Ilya says, conversationally, as if he doesn't have fucking Shane Hollander grinding into his touch, as if he doesn't have a hand on his—Luca's sure of it—perfect fucking cock, “you have not been subtle, Haasy.”

    It takes Luca a moment to understand just what the hell Ilya's talking about, before he moans, low in his throat, humiliation sweeping across his body. It's not that he thought he had been actually subtle, but he hadn't expected this, of all places, to be where they confronted him. Not with Ilya's hand worming its way into Shane's pants, the soft blue of his briefs a flash color amongst the pale glow of his skin and the dark drape of his clothes.

    OR: The Cens have won the Stanley Cup. Luca's been voted Hollanov's MVP.

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    Wade allows himself the blissful shock of feeling Spidey shiver through that first unexpected orgasm before he unthaws himself and carries him to the bedroom. He lays him down on the bed, smears one last indulgent kiss to his temple, then peels himself from the room altogether and into the hallway.

    Which is where he sits currently, slunk to the floor, head in his hands, trying to come up with some sort of plan. Wade doesn’t do plans. He goes in guns blazing, shooting first and asking questions later. He can’t do that now.

    This sucks. Even on his best behavior, Wade is so not morally upstanding enough for a sex pollen trope.

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    Mm mm mmhmm mm

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    Ilya and Shane are broke roommates, until Ilya discovers streaming and starts making bank jerking off for the viewers
    Naturally, he offers his good friend Shane a chance at making money the same way
    And if they touch each other a little it’s only because of the tips, not because they are into each other

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    Shane and Ilya are both completely straight here
    #ISwearrr

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