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• Cringefail Man Virgins by Satanicpinappledenden for callsignmeat

  Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  14 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Nikolai/John Price (Call of Duty)
  • Nikolai (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare)
  • John Price (Call of Duty)
  • Fluff
  • Fluff and Smut
  • With a tiny sprinkle of Angst but only like as the seasoning for the fluff
  • Comedy of Errors
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Semi seriously
  • old man virgins
  • Dogs
  • Fish
  • Too much stew
  • I aged them up a bit
  • Beekeeping age
  • Attempted Sex
  • Romantic Comedy
  • Bad Jokes
  • good jokes
  • Eventual Smut

  Summary

  Sometimes, kissing another man is an Incident. John has managed to avoid such incidents all of his military career.

  Alas,

  when Price turned 50, the brass started to make serious comments about him retiring. He'd been hearing it for years by then, naturally, but at fifty, they started to come in writing instead of just verbal jabs. By 51, they were tired of being ignored, and then there was an order from the very fucking top to train a replacement, and by 52, he was out. Auxiliary position, they called it. Consultation.

  Fucking cunts.

  On the twenty-second day of his forced retirement, he'd sat on the couch, dialed Nik's number, and begged him to let him stay.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,560

  Chapters:

  3/?

  Comments:

  10

  Kudos:

  20

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  134