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- Stargate SG-1 (50)
- The X-Files (17)
- Stargate Atlantis (4)
- The X-Files RPF (2)
- The Lone Gunmen (TV) (2)
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It's Daniel Jackson's turn to host the New Year's party. Cameron and Teal'c are in charge of movies. Samantha with Vala are providing the drinks while Daniel serves up the food. The night after everyone's gone home and Daniel has to put up with Vala in his home overnight.
What could possibly go wrong?
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Hunting down all of Ba'al's clones comes at too dear a price for both Daniel and Vala.
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PROMPTS: First time. Prostate "discovery". No anal sex.
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Sam & Jack find this planet awkward in more ways than one, and Jonas's innocent questions aren't helping. (Inspired by a Michael Shanks tweet)
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SUBTITLE: V is for VAH-fels
What if you could place a breakfast order 30 years into the future?
"My grandfather brought me here after my parents' funeral. I had waffles."
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- Part 2 of 3 Waitresses Daniel Never Met
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wrote this based on a joke my gf made in class today THIS IS SO FUCKING DUMB
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John Koenig would shove anyone out of danger. That’s just the sort of man he is. It isn’t more complicated than that.
Bookmarked by campylobacter
22 Apr 2025
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watch at least the 1st 10 episodes before reading!
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She honestly couldn't tell if he'd hurt his hand or if he'd hurt his, well, she wasn't going to think too hard about it.
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- Part 4 of MOS Challenges
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Looking for a star to pray on, or wish on, or something like that.
Maybe Vala and Daniel would be less complicated if they knew what they actually wanted.- Words:
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- 16
Bookmarked by campylobacter
19 Feb 2024
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One of the very best "missing scenes" Daniel/Vala fic series I've ever read. Seriously excellent, with such an accurate ear for all the characters' voices. HIGHLY HIGHLY RECOMMEND
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Daniel's bath turns out to be far from quick and simple thanks to some alien salts
Bookmarked by campylobacter
06 Feb 2024
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HILARIOUS (but not porny)