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In which Georgi Suffers.
“I mean, it’s not pathetic at all,” Georgi says in a monotone, because romance is dead. Romance is dead because Viktor Nikiforov killed it. “You’ve only been pining after him for six months.”
“Oh, shut up,” Viktor snaps from his hiding place behind a large magical toadstool.
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Yuuri, given to periodic bouts of paranoia, would often wonder if Viktor is, in fact, a Russian drug lord on the loose, seeking refuge in a nondescript town in America. This would explain a manner of things: his evasiveness whenever probed about his job; the way he’d unpredictably throw out incisive, thoughtful commentary about the morning news over breakfast; his expensive tastes in shirts, watches, and wallets alike; why he’d want to stay here with Yuuri, of all places, when the contents his wardrobe alone could probably afford him a year-long stay at any condominium of his choice in the trendiest part of town.
And then he goes on to discover that Viktor actually has a premium account on club penguin, and that his five penguins are named Peanut Wigglebutt, Luke skyhopper, Zing Zing, Otto Von Longdong, and Mooshoo Vegetable, and beats the idea to death in his head.
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In which Tsukishima Kei, J-tech mechanic extraordinaire, tries to stop an infuriatingly stubborn Kageyama Tobio from piloting his Jaeger solo. Pacific Rim AU.
“I’m not doing this,” Kageyama snaps, making a beeline for the exit, only to be manually dragged back onto the bed.
“Pilot induction program,” Tsukishima announces, and Kageyama splutters. (It is not one of his prouder moments.) “Now sit down and listen.”
“I’ve been piloting for four years,” Kageyama retorts, feeling personally attacked in spite of himself.
“Which is why this is long overdue,” Tsukishima says, coolly. “Now, pay attention to point number one on the screen. Did you know that, even after controlling for confounding variables, the odds ratio of mortality associated with piloting solo is-"
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As if life as a superhero isn't hard enough already: there's a new vigilante in town going by the name of Mad Dog, and he seems to have a penchant for apprehending serial killers and sending Yahaba into ever deeper depths of work related despair.
This does not bode well for anybody.
“Fuck off,” the Mad Dog says, and spits a thick wad of blood onto the ground. Amidst the dim glow of moonlight Yahaba can briefly make out blond hair and dark, feral eyes. The corner of his mouth is still dripping blood. Yahaba realises, with no small measure of surprise, that the Mad Dog can’t be any older than he is.
Yahaba, through sheer force of stubbornness alone, refuses to back down or look afraid. Refuses.
So many dumb ways to die.
“You’re -” Yahaba struggles to think of a phrase to complete the sentence. The Mad Dog. The vigilante hero. The reason why I’ve been having the worst tension headache of my life for the past three weeks. “You’re injured.”
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In which Hanamaki's humble medical practice is threatened by
an intractable assholea witch doctor who's just moved into the shop down the street. Medical/Witchcraft AU.
As far as Hanamaki’s concerned, and as far as bad life decisions go, setting up your witch clinic right next to an actual, proper, medical clinic is practically akin to setting up an all-you-can-eat buffet right next to a gym. Or a sex toy shop next to a church. Or a vegetable patch next to a goat farm. Or – yeah, the point is, this Matsukawa guy has totally cornered the market in Terrible-Life-Decision-Making-Skills.
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this series is just an excuse for me to play around with the same themes in different contexts, with different characters, repeat ad infinitum
i.e. my aesthetic is an emotionally vulnerable 2nd year captain with a terrible case of imposter syndrome staring wistfully at the turned back of his senpai as said senpai walks into the distance silhouetted against the glorious sunset with dramatic music playing in the bg etc
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The KHR mafia and the real world mafia collide. It’s like a celebrity deathmatch.
Tsuna loved Naples from the start. Reborn had trained him to love things that might kill him at any moment, after all.
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Gokudera Hayato is feared as the Vongola's right-hand man for a reason.
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Blue's gorgeous and has a killer fashion sense. Red's pretty cool too, even if Ruby will never understand his love for battling. And the other Dex Holders are good in their own ways. So why is Ruby stuck with Gold as his self-declared senpai?
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13 Sep 2025
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There is only one thing that Ruby knows for certain.
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Enjolras has not only fake-married an alcoholic annoyance who doesn't take anything he says or does seriously, he somehow did it while Jehan was live-tweeting the civil ceremony. He's fighting for marriage equality, but the evidence overwhelmingly points to the fact that marriage as an institution is dead, and that he has personally helped administer its coup de grâce.
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