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In the Hailed Mary, straight up 'jorking it' by caramelcoffeecats
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
18 Jul 2026
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Rocky calls an intervention because Grace isn’t taking adequate care of his own reproductive needs. Witnessing the human ‘self-mating’ process unlocks some painful memories for the Eridian.
(My take on the “Grace is going to jack off on the trip to Erid at *some* point, right?” premise.)
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Lull'd with Sound of Sweetest Melody by neoRainbow
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
03 Jun 2026
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Grace has trouble sleeping, but thankfully Rocky is there, willing to help.
Set between Chapter 2 and 3 of one of my other works, He Wears the Rose of Youth Upon Him.
"Thanks for tucking me in. I feel as snug as a bug in a rug.”
Huh? None of that made any sense. “Is being bug good or bad?!” I stomp twice in question.
Grace laughs. “Sorry sorry. Right now, it’s good. It’s just a bit strange. Tucking someone in is a bit of a parental action for humans, and normally it’s only done for little kids. I don’t mind. If I’m honest, it’s pretty nice. It feels like you're taking care of me.”
Good Good Good. It means less confusion when my actions mean the same thing for Eridians as it does for Humans. “Correct! Rocky always take care of Grace. Always always always.”
Series
- Part 2 of He Wears the Rose of Youth Upon Him
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15 Jul 2026
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He Wears the Rose of Youth Upon Him by neoRainbow
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
28 Apr 2026
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Missing scene from the book of Rocky finding out how old Grace is, from Rocky’s perspective.
Grace has mentioned that he is a scientist as well as a teacher to human children. On Erid, only our Elders would step down from their purpose to impart their knowledge on the next generation. Grace must be very old indeed to become a teacher, and to be chosen for this mission.
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- Part 1 of He Wears the Rose of Youth Upon Him
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13 Jul 2026
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Well, That’s Not Good by Anonymous
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 Jul 2026
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‘”Have robot arms check you arm before you get Beetles,” Rocky insists. He taps the wall again. ”Been hurting you more since before power outage and arms no change cloth in sleep.”
“They probably didn’t because of the outage. I’ll have the NannyBot check it before I get ready,” Grace says, absentmindedly rubbing the offending appendage. He’s not exactly surprised that Rocky’s noticed his increased discomfort. He figures it’s because of the lack of painkillers and from spending hours inspecting the fuel lines for Taumoeba contamination, but doesn’t voice it. He knows the Eridian already feels bad about his ammonia burns and pushing him off the pain meds.’
Or: Grace and Rocky run into an unfortunate complication when getting ready to execute their plan to escape planet Adrian.
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12 Jul 2026
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i am a sacrifice by creatingrecklessly
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
20 May 2026
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A two-column poem, Stratt and Grace's perspectives of his last moments on Earth.
yes, i relive that day when i close my eyes. // i can't do it
you cried // you're murdering me
and i condemned // a sacrificial lamb
with clear-eyed cruelty // to the slaughterBookmarked by caramelcoffeecats
02 Jul 2026
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The Astrobiology Immersion Program by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.
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28 Jun 2026