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Quite a Lot to Take In by macaque for borealis
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
02 Apr 2026
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Henry flushed, crossing his arms. "It's not that! Plenty of girls liked me! It's, er, well my pizzle, it's—"
"Eurgh!" exclaimed Sir Hans, leaping away from him with his finger pointed accusingly. "Your peasant pizzle is diseased! I should have known!" He crossed himself hurriedly, then said, "How dare you get anywhere near me with that, now I've got to go have another visit to the baths—"
"No!" Henry protested, "I'm not diseased! It's too big, it is!"
Or, Henry of Skalitz has never had sex on account of being overendowed. For some reason, Sir Hans Capon decides to make it his problem.
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10 Apr 2026
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Someone has left a delicious gift in His Holiness' desk. It's probably not poisoned.
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29 Apr 2025
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Being Benny’s personal assistant would make anyone hate the guy. And sometimes the combination of self-loathing and hatred for your boss manifested in wanting to fuck him.
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07 Jan 2025
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The official continuation of what would happen if the self-indulgent Grunkle fantasies could've gone full-out, and if Robbie had made a successful getaway.
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02 Jan 2025
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The women who walked around the Strip had a certain style that was unusual for the cruel desert of the Mojave. To survive New Vegas, you needed to have a certain level of cunning and charm more than anything else, so most women would prefer dresses instead of battle gear, a touch of makeup and even jewelry if they happen to find anything shiny laying around. If knew how to play with your cards, you could go far in this city.
It’s been seven years since Benny became the head of the Chairmen and he still couldn’t get used to this. Don’t get him wrong, he definitely could appreciate this kind of beauty from time to time, but being born and raised in the tribe made Benny have a different taste.
Growing up he was surrounded by women who had strong muscles, steady hands and all sort of scars along their skins. The Boot-Riders’ women were warriors and could hold a fight as well as any of the men.And God, you were exactly his type.
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31 Dec 2024