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The client hadn’t really requested anything at all; their emails had been almost overly polite, if not jarringly formal, and had selected only the most vanilla options on the questionnaire she provided. Certainly a far cry from the standard practices of her usual clientele, but this one had paid upfront and picked this expensive hotel, and Mira’s fees are dear enough on their own that she had been coloured intrigued.
Mira takes a left down the hallway after leaving the elevator and finds herself at the door to the room. She doesn’t steel herself—doesn’t need to. She can handle anything. Has handled most things. Mira swipes the keycard and lets herself in.
The person sitting on the bed is probably the last thing she expects.
In which Mira is a professional, Rumi is socially inept, and Zoey is also there. Let's hope nobody catches feelings.
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09 Jun 2026
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“Did you know the clitoris has over eight thousand nerve endings?” Zoey remarks, her hands sliding up Rumi’s thighs again. “Some studies indicate the number might be over ten thousand, even.”
“I am aware,” Mira deadpans, holding Rumi in place as she squirms and whimpers under Zoey’s ministrations. “I just had my mouth on all of them.”
(OR, touch-starved sexually repressed half-demon attempts self-pleasure, fails miserably. Mira and Zoey reap the rewards)
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30 Apr 2026
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Simmons is thankful that men don’t have bulimia. Otherwise, it’d be really fucking difficult to explain why he never keeps his dinner down. (Updates first Tuesday of every month.)
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31 Mar 2026
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areas of expertise by dudski for disco_vendetta (brinn)
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
01 Aug 2020
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@PuzzleStan is:
-A puzzle enthusiast named Stan (44%, 3553 votes)
-An anonymous stan of puzzles (44%, 3602 votes)
-A puzzle enthusiast named Stan who is leaning into the wordplay (12%, 969 votes)Bookmarked by carjack_elope
31 Mar 2026
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i love your projection (but i don't love you) by PoeticallyIrritating
Fandoms: Severance (TV)
17 Mar 2026
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Helena finds herself in Harmony’s office on the severed floor.
For Sapphic Severance Week Day 2: chip malfunction.
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24 Mar 2026