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    Chance Encounters by

    Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu  

    10 Jun 2026

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    Ever wonder what was going on in Hua Cheng’s mind the day Xie Lian ascended for the 3rd time? Of course you do. We all do. But sadly MXTX won’t tell us and we just have to imagine for ourselves.

    This fic follows Hua Cheng’s point of view from Xie Lian’s ascension up through their first sleepover at Puqi Shrine. It includes what Hua Cheng might have been doing just off screen, waiting for those perfect moments to reveal himself, and what he was thinking during their first conversation in eight hundred years.

    This fic details three “chance” encounters with His Highness: once as a butterfly, once in his true form, and once as ‘San Lang’.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Heart in Paradise by

    Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)  

    06 Jun 2026

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    Xie Lian owns and runs an unconventional coffee shop in the heart of a bustling city. When everything inevitably falls apart, a mysterious someone steps in to help.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    outside they’re pushing and shoving; you’re in the kitchen humming by

    Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)  

    29 Dec 2025

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    notok
    ★☆☆☆☆
    I sincerely believe this establishment is a money laundering front or some other nefarious scheme because they definitely don’t sell food that’s actually intended for people to eat

    no1supreme
    ★★★★★
    the owner is so magnanimous and kindhearted that he is willing to accept customers who are trash not even fit to breathe the same air as him

    OR: hua cheng is very active on the yelp page for xie lian’s cafe

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    02 Jun 2026

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    a rose by any other name by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    08 Nov 2020

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    In the best of circumstances, Shang Qinghua wouldn’t have to be cursing all the choices that Luo Binghe makes, except Luo Binghe’s every move as the venerated ruler of the realm is so carefully observed and emulated by all the other demons.

    Luo Binghe takes a male consort? The demons watch and learn.

    Luo Binghe’s consort is a human cultivator? The demons are taking notes.

    Luo Binghe’s human consort is a Cang Qiong Peak Lord? The demons are frantically making checklists that would determine one’s suitability to be a consort, and guess who ticks all the boxes.

    (Or, the one where Shang Qinghua suddenly becomes Prime Demon Marriage Material™.)

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    24 Mar 2026

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    GUOSHI IS THIS CLOSE TO FIGURING IT OUT!!!!!!! by

    Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    14 Nov 2021

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    Mei Nianqing is still proud of his former pupil—and why SHOULDN’T he be? Despite 800 years and, ahem, a little rebellious phase, Xie Lian still had all the qualities of the perfect student: diligent, intelligent, celibate—yes, CELIBATE! Surely he was still celibate, even after running off with that no-good ghost king, right? After all, he's Xie Lian! He wouldn’t break his principles, especially not over someone like that.

    But, over the course of a prolonged stay at paradise manor, the evidence starts building up...and to his horror, Guoshi is beginning to suspect that...his star pupil, his pure snow-white lotus...His Highness the Crown Prince...

    ...IS SECRETLY TEACHING HUA CHENG CALLIGRAPHY!!!

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    16 Mar 2026