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    It’s like time freezes. Tim - stops for a second. Thinks about it. Really pauses and considers whether or not he’s going to torment this young child who was raised in a cult. He should be the bigger person.

    Then he thinks about himself, age fifteen, and his former idol and role model Dick Grayson telling him that the decorative raw fettuccine in the high-class restaurant Bruce had taken them to was meant to be eaten, really, here, take some -

    “Oh, you’ve never heard of the one-day blinding stew?” Tim says. He only has one younger brother, after all. He has to cash in where he can. “Must be an American thing.”

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    the silliest fucking fic of all time, courtesy of two best friends, their favorite meme, a mutual DC hyperfixation, and a 16 hour road trip.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    A year after the Winter Soldier failed his mission in DC, Bucky Barnes is doing his best to stay under the radar from both Hydra and Steve Rogers. His hope for a peaceful day-to-day life in limbo goes awry, however, when he meets Queens’ newest hero; a pure-hearted kid with a death wish and a ridiculous pair of red and blue pajamas.

    The last thing Steve expects when he finally tracks Bucky down is that, not only has the man been living in Queens all this time, right under his nose, but also that, in the two years since they last saw each other, Bucky somehow acquired a kid.

    Alternatively: How Peter Parker effectively fucks over Bucky Barnes, and also totally saves him.

     

    Fanart by Monireh on AO3 and tumblr

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Bruce finds out that a rival company plans to release a toy line of the Justice League. Said rival company is named LexCorp and a humanitarian's worst nightmare and there’s no way he will let the League be attached to people as abhorrent as that. So he quickly has all the superhero names trademarked. The problem? Now he actually has to use the JL and its assorted heroes in commerce somehow or risk losing the trademark. Hence, Wayne Enterprises launching a toy line.

    Which would be totally fine if the Justice League actually knew that Bruce Wayne and Batman are the same person... As it is, they're not pleased that this bimbo billionaire is profiting off of them. They demand to get a say in the matter (also, why is the Superman action figure arguably the hottest piece of plastic ever seen, what the fuck?).

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Jason swears he is never playing fucking monopoly with his family again.

    He doesn’t know how, but he is certain that Tim and Cass were cheating. There is no way they should have had as much money they ended up with.

    Never again.

    But, that does not get him out of his current predicament.

    See, because Jason is apparently an idiot, the family had placed a bet on this game of monopoly. The first to go bankrupt would have to do this stupid trend that Dick had seen online, where grown children go up to their parents randomly and climb into their laps to see how they react.

    Sure, why the hell not! This will be so funny when anyone but him loses.

    … and then Jason goes bankrupt first.

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    Jason loses a bet. But when Bruce finds out about the bet, he reacts in a way the family would never expect.

    Rated teen for swearing.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Annoyance can't be a love language? Think again!

    Or: how Bruce and Clark bullied each other into a happy marriage

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    12 Jun 2026