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    Clint's a regular effing Robin Hood, who moonlights as being a pain in SHIELD's side. Phil's the Agent tasked with catching him. Why do things never go like they're supposed to?

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    27 Sep 2021

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    Bucky Barnes is in a bit of a conundrum.

    For example, on the one hand, he’s the former extremely polished, brutally efficient, and impressively ruthless brainwashed weapon of mass murder for the secret Nazi arm of the United States government.

    On the other hand, he has an uncontrollable crush on the cute blond wedding planner who lives next door.

    What do you do when HYDRA agents keep climbing through your window and the Avengers can’t seem to leave you the fuck alone? Volunteer to help with wedding planning, he guesses.

    This won’t be difficult to balance at all.

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    17 Aug 2021

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    Kravitz hated it when kids were around.

    It wasn’t that he hated kids, he didn’t mind them really. He didn’t know how one was really supposed to interact with them, but that was pretty standard for the living in general. Kids were just an added extra puzzle to figure out. So even if he felt a bit awkward around them, they really weren’t the problem.

    Kravitz just couldn’t stand when they ended up involved in his work. This one had though, irrevocably. Not only that, he'd gotten involved in his life, as much as one could consider it a life. It went beyond work, and as someone who hadn't existed outside of his job in centuries, that was a little uncomfortable.

    He'd have to get used to it fast though, because Angus was here to stay.

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    28 Mar 2020

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    Taako was not one for kids, holy shit no. Lup and Barry were different from him though. They were responsible and in love and if anyone deserved to have a happily ever after with a family it was fucking them. So of course he supported their decision. They were his family, and now this kid was too.

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    There's a little half-elf kid on the train, in a fancy suit with a fancy hat and a fancy voice. Taako doesn't pay him much mind at first, he's not one for kids after all.

    Fuck though, if something about him doesn't pull at heartstrings that Taako hadn't even realize were still there.

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    06 Feb 2020

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    18 Jan 2020