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    Being a teen and falling in love with aliens on a rock flying through magic endless space: it’s hard and nobody understands.

    In which Dave spends most of his time dissociating, Rose doesn't know when to quit, Kanaya is woefully in her element, Terezi struggles to reclaim herself, nobody is good at eating or communicating, the humans are both trans but it has nothing to do with the plot, and everyone has a bad time.

    Takes place during the third year of the pre-retcon meteor journey. Should be readable in any order.

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    Instead he sits for a moment, looking at the empty search box, fingers on the home row the way his mother taught him. He thinks about that, and about the hole in the wall he’d lived with for so long, and the way Isaac had grinned at him last night when he’d finally gotten around to plugging the refrigerator in.

    He finds himself typing in, “how to be a normal person.”

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    20 Jul 2020

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    just two hormonal teenaged boys talking about their dicks.

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    13 Jul 2020

  3. Rec 66

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    Post-Sburb, Roxy and Calliope are living together and have just begun dating. Calliope can't help but fear it's all too good to last.

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    07 Apr 2016

  4. Public Bookmark 80

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    "Look at me, Eridan. I'm an old man. If we were back on a planet that wasn't made out of pantswetting clawsucking grubs, I'd already be sliced and fed to the maritime wolfbeasts. You seriously fucking think I can still get it up?"

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    16 Jan 2016

  5. Public Bookmark 60

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    Kanaya: Be a troll. Be tall and spindly with clawed fingers and hoofed feet. Be an anomaly. Live in a world where your curved spine and hunched shoulders set you apart from the masses. Be yellow-eyed, as if with sickness. Be blighted with a tongue that drips down further than your chin, and be forced to try pinning your floppy ears back each and every day. Be grotesque.

    Rose: Be unapologetically in love.

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    25 Dec 2015