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    The man was tall. Slim in the chest, but with shoulders that gladly filled out the tactical clothing under his tac vest. The collar of his shirt ended just under his jaw, made all the more stark by the contrast of thick, silver hair above. There were a half-dozen weapons hidden on his person. His boots were reinforced at the toe and heel, the leather combat-grade and a deep, telltale black.

    Alfred Pennyworth walked down the center of the aisle, well-aware of the attention he’d garnered and entirely indifferent to it.

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    11 Apr 2026

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    Inspired by this Tumblr post by abcdefghjklmpqrobin: Au where Batman doesn't want to tell the Justice League his secret identity but it's because he's really embarrassed about the things he's done as Bruce Wayne.

    5 times Bruce Wayne made Batman miserable + 1 time he made the Justice League miserable.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    Clark invites Bruce to Smallville for a single day off. Bruce is suspicious, reluctant, and absolutely terrible with farm chores—but Clark is sunshine wrapped in flesh, teaching him how to drive a tractor and feed vicious poultry.

    Naturally, Bruce grumbles his way through every second of it.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    📌 [January 26] Faculty Lounge Announcement

    PROFESSIONAL CONDUCT NOTICE

    It has come to the administration’s attention that certain members of the teaching staff have been very busy inventing romantic storylines involving their colleagues—including, but not limited to, wild allegations of cheating.

    While we appreciate creativity, we must remind everyone that the Faculty Lounge is not an appropriate venue for speculative investigative journalism.

    Please refrain from discussing colleagues’ private lives during work hours. Yes, this includes “innocent” speculation over coffee, Prof. Barry Allen.

    — Office of the Dean

    Clark Kent is taken. Bruce Wayne, by some miracle of the universe, is also taken. What their co-workers don't know is that they're taken by each other.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    Clark Kent
    Professor in the ENGLISH DEPARTMENT
    METROPOLITAN GOTHAM ACADEMY

    LIT 229
    Rating: 2/5

    "Professor Kent WILL hijack entire lectures to gush about his husband. Doesn’t matter if we’re supposed to be analyzing Shakespeare—suddenly we’re all trapped listening to how ‘incredible’ his husband looked making pancakes. Apparently, love is real and I’m just failing this class because I couldn’t remember what book his husband bought him for their anniversary.

    Also, he laughs at his own puns. Loudly. All the time. The man is unstoppable. Someone PLEASE tell me who married this menace because I need to know who willingly signed up for this life."

    Lois Lane, being the investigative journalist she aspires to be, has to unravel the mystery behind her professor's secret husband.

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    30 Jan 2026