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  1. Public Bookmark 20

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    A series where I present snapshots of plot bunnies that I don't intent to make into a full fic, but wanted to write a little about anyway.

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    30 Apr 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 50

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    Instead of throwing Wei Wuxian into the Burial Mounds, Wen Chao decides to present Wei Wuxian as a gift to his father. Coreless and defenseless, Wen Ruohan decides that Wei Wuxian will make a beautiful display piece of what happens to those that defy the rising sun.

    But every display needs an audience of admirers.

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    Whumplovers' Whump Month No. 6
    Put on Display | "I can't let them see me like this."

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    30 Apr 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    A retelling of “The Golden Fox,” from Lan Xichen’s POV. Chapter One covers Chapters One to Eleven of the main fic, and Chapter Two will cover Chapters Twelve to Twenty-Four. Reading this addendum is not necessary to enjoy the main fic, but I would highly recommend reading the main fic before reading the addendum.

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    30 Apr 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 60

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    Mu Qing planted his knees on the mat, bent himself in a backward arch, then caught an ankle in each hand. The pervert beside him very unsubtly averted his gaze.

    Mu Qing scowled.

    “Hey dickwad,” he whisper-hissed, “keep drooling over my ass and I’ll stick my foot up yours.”

    Feng Xin, the dickwad in question, blushed furiously as he hurried to match Mu Qing’s pose.

    or: Xie Lian runs a yoga studio and tasks his best instructor Mu Qing with giving a one-on-one lesson to his close personal friend—Feng Xin (A.K.A. the most inflexible piece of shit Mu Qing’s ever had the displeasure of teaching).

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    25 Apr 2025

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    This was torture. Lan Xichen was torturing him. He really had been scheming all this time, Jiang Cheng decided, scheming to torture him with perverted and shameless fantasies until he went mad from sleep deprivation.

    Well that fucker had another thing coming. This marked the third day since his last visit to the Cloud Recesses. Four more days. Then he’d return for their standing appointment.

    Either to fuck Lan Xichen or kill him. He’d decide when he got there.

    He lifted his head enough to finish the wine, dropped it back on the table, then hiccuped.

    * * *

    four days later. . .

    When Jiang Cheng sobered up, he realized his fuck or kill plan was insane. Obviously he couldn’t do either of those things, no matter how much he wanted to—not that he wanted to fuck Lan Xichen. He didn’t. Obviously. That had been the wine talking.

    Obviously.

    (or: A very dense Jiang Cheng misinterprets Lan Xichen’s painfully subtle proposal of courtship by convincing himself that Lan Xichen must be plotting something nefarious. (Why else would he waste his time drinking tea and taking strolls with a bad-tempered, bullheaded asshole he barely knows??))

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    22 Apr 2025