certainlyausernamealright
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- Gravity Falls (1)
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So you’ve ruined your own life, emotionally destroyed your boss and lost your jobs- now what? It’s time to rebuild.
To get on with it.
To slowly break down.OR: a series of vignettes filling in the time between the True Ending of Tenna Is, In Fact, A Prize To Be Won and its corresponding epilogue.
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- Part 2 of Tenna Is, In Fact, A Prize To Be Won
Bookmarked by certainlyausernamealright
02 Nov 2025
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i have no words for how awesome this is im so sorry just know that this fic killed me and also revived me and then killed me. transgenderism rulez
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MY BENEFACTOR SOLD ME TO TV TIME TO PAY FOR [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]??!?? by unoriginalStarwalker
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
01 Oct 2025
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The infamous "I was sold to One Direction to pay for my mom's drug money" Wattpad-type fic, but with Spamtenna.
This was written over Discord voice chat IRL but diegetically it was written by Battat/Small Mike and Gaster.
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- Part 1 of Battat & Gaster's In-Universe Crackfics
Bookmarked by certainlyausernamealright
23 Aug 2025
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best thing i've ever read. tricky tony WISHES he could write this good
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Tenna Is, In Fact, A Prize To Be Won by Quacker_Oats, Rodge
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
31 Jan 2026
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You (yes, you) are getting just a liiiiittle too close to Tenna, which means you may end up breaking Tenna’s heart. Tenna’s right hand arm. Man. Mike. has something to say about that. And a lengthy test to determine your worthiness of his boss’s hand in dating. Not that he’s personally invested in this or anything.
FEATURING: quizzes! Polymikes! Nine endings! Noncollectible items! MY PERSONAL HEADCANONS! And slightly more!
(Now also featuring an ending guide and a look under the bonnet in chapters 2 and 3!)
(NOW ALSO FEATURING AN ACTUAL VISUAL NOVEL(?!?!?!?) LINKED IN CHAPTER 4!)
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- Part 1 of Tenna Is, In Fact, A Prize To Be Won
Bookmarked by certainlyausernamealright
05 Aug 2025
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not even a tenna selfshipper but this is awesome woah
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Love On Earth? A Study By Peridot, For The Edification Of Gem Society by SpareTimeEntertainment
Fandoms: Steven Universe (Cartoon)
16 Jul 2024
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It's rare, but it happens - Peridot's run into something she can't explain. It's Era 3, peace casts its radiant glow across all of space, and everyone she loves is happy following Steven's departure from Beach City. So what are these surprise feelings she's having for Lapis? Has something changed in her, or could it be something else entirely...?
Determined to find answers, Peridot summons all her mental might - all her inventiveness, curiosity, confidence and tact (or lack thereof) to write a study for the ages! To express her feelings, and be loved in kind, she first needs to know: what is it about Earth that makes Gems into lovesick couplets? Is there something in the soil? In the sky? Our intrepid academic sets out to interview her friends and allies, building her case to blow open this entire cosmic secret about the peculiarities of this planet. It's either that, or talk to Lapis directly about her feelings. Easy choice, right?
Spare Time Entertainment is proud to present the great magnum opus of Peridot, the scholar of our time - a romcom of academia taking us from Little Homeworld, to the Moon, to the innermost reaches of the heart. The theory can only take her so far, in...
LOVE ON EARTH?
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Cindy declares herself a vegan to spare herself some hassle. She doesn’t know what it means, not exactly- but her classmates don’t either, and it keeps them from asking questions about her diet. It sounds professional; it provides Cindy exactly the sense of victorious superiority she’s looking for in something simple as the selectiveness of her food. She knows how to take care of herself, how to present exactly the image she wants. Cindy is popular, and pretty, and vegan.
Ms Applegate derides her for it. The lunch lady shakes her head in shallow reproach. The janitor’s face scrunches up in what might have been a laugh, had he been capable of a smile that looked anything but grotesque.
Cindy knows the janitor well. They form an odd sort of kinship; a mutual understanding. Neither of them like each other, not really. But the janitor is one of the few people Cindy dares to hope doesn’t hate her.
After her boyfriend shows her that recipe, any sense of decorum is thrown out of the window.
OR: Cindy's learned to control her hunger. After she finds out what the Biscut Balls are made of, she lets her fury take the reins.
Bookmarked by certainlyausernamealright
08 May 2025
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holy fuck... for a pixel game about a bunch of five year olds? fucking awesome