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    Assh0le_Ari: it was fine

    Assh0le_Ari: I prefer beauty and the beast

    Drew_the_con: okay furry

    Assh0le_Ari: FUCK YOU

    Assh0le_Ari: Im not a furry!

    Drew_the_con: such strong denial my friend

    Assh0le_Ari: idek y we're friends when u call me a furry

    Drew_the_con: who knows

    Drew_the_con: but I do know that you're sus

    Assh0le_Ari: I hope ur husband divorces u

    Drew_the_con: LOL

    Drew_the_con: nah

    Drew_the_con: nothing can get him out of this relationship 

    Drew_the_con: not even death

    Assh0le_Ari: I pity the fool
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    Or: Aaron and Andrew accidentally become online friends without knowing that they're twin who were separated at birth ft. Trans Neil (my love), married andreil and a rare Aaron ship

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    6/8
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    A simple farmer Andrew, an annoying blind man Neil, and a half-dragon human Kevin and his human companion Jean race to find the lost sword Excalibur to save King Wymack and Camelot from disaster
    Basically just the quest for camelot (1998) but make it AFTG
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    updates once a week

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    5/6
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    38
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    50
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    15
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    "Who choked you out?"

    "Going for the throat, are you?"

    "I’m not a kind person."

    "My husband. My husband choked me out."

    "The classic. I was a foster kid. Had plenty of adults beat on me for something as stupid as breathing too loud."

    "It’s always the stupidest reasons."

    "Does he-"

    "No. I would skin him alive if ever dared to put his hands on my daughter."

    "I have Luna's black roses."

    "Oh yeah? She'll be happy when she sees them. She's at a friend's house right now."

    "Then I'll start planting."

    "Yeah. Could you- could you stay here for a moment? I like the silence but I don't want to be alone."

    "Okay."

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    Or Trans Neil was in fact sold to the mafia and ended up marrying Riko and ends up hiring Andrew as a gardener and the author still can't write a summary to save their life

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    23/23
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    738
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    127
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    18,170
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    Andrew met Neil in a park when they were five, hiding in a tunnel in the playground set and immediately the two became inseparable; causing chaos for the adults around them, growing closer and closer as the years trickle by even through trauma and abuse from caregivers and unstable mothers all until one day Neil's unstable mother snatches Neil away for eight years just as everything in Andrew's life shifts- from having a new adoptive mom, to finding his brother and doing everything he can to protect him, to gaining a family that he wants to share with Neil. And after eight years, after thinking that his best friend and only love was dead, Neil comes back into his life easily fitting himself by Andrew's side once again, leaving the two of them to navigate their new developing relationship together alongside their traumas and complex family relationships

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    28/?
    Comments:
    1,162
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    Andrew: milkshake

    Neil: he has two milkshakes and looks adorable so no

    Aaron: 🤢

    Neil: dramatic much?

    Aaron: go fuck yourself

    Neil: your brother already did that for me

    Aaron: I should finish what your father started

    Neil: try me bitch

    Allison: my money's on Neil

    Renee: Allison

    Allison: ugh fine

    Updates: Monday, Friday

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    Chapters:
    35/35
    Comments:
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    13,288
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    Andrew and Neil have finally gotten married and are doing boring, normal people things together- a honeymoon, a newly wed phase, picnics and lazy Sunday mornings, all something they never thought they would get. They're doing it together and all is as perfect as it could ever be for the two of them. Except for Neil's new habit of calling Andrew cute, no matter how many times he tells him to stop.
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    Or the 5 times Neil calls Andrew cute and he hates it and the 1 time he accepts it

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    6/6
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    29
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    6,239
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    Minyard Updates @ajmupdates
    Actor Andrew Minyard Spotted At Popular Queer Club TMZ/a...

    Kendall 💕 @kendallaheart
    Replying to @ajmupdates Omg look at him he's all dressed up

    Andrew I wuv you @monotome
    Replying to @ajmupdates I can't believe no one's snatched that man up

    Roman1 @r0m854
    Replying to @ajmupdates I really wish he wouldn't shove his sexuality down our throats yk? Like I get it ur gay can u focus on acting?

    Andrew Minyard's Husband @mrminyard
    Replying to @r0m854 stfu he's literally just living his best life why you jealous?

    King King @cats4life
    Replying to @ajmupdates I really hope he doesn't smoke around his cats their little lungs shouldn't be around that shit

    Marie Hemmi @retweet456
    Replying to @ajmupdates God he's so hot why couldn't I have been a guy??

    Andrew Minyard's Husband @mrminyard
    Replying to @retweet456 you're not his type even if you were

    Marie Hemmi @retweet456
    Replying to @mrminyard you're just a fan account??

    Andrew Minyard's Husband @mrminyard
    Replying to @retweet456 that's what you think
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    Aka An actor au where Andrew is an actor and secretly married to Neil who has agoraphobia

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    Chapters:
    20/20
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    40,055
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    Andrew is a murder mystery author who suspects that his cute but stupid husband might be a serial killer. Whenever Andrew is stuck, he goes to Neil, who is too knowledgeable about murders and body dumps to be a normal man. But Andrew isn't too worried about, he's just busy writing his books about PI Joseph and serial killer Abram, who may or may not be inspired by real people

    aka something silly, ft a nonchalant Andrew and menace Neil

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    6/6
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    138
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    6,579
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    "Hi."
    "Hello."
    "I'm Aaron."
    "I'm Andrew."

    Almost four years after running away together, Neil and Andrew, now married, start attending PSU. They've met a bunch of weird people who quickly became their friends, they were getting their degrees and living in marital bliss. Everything was good. Until Andrew runs into his long-lost twin brother and his world gets spun onto its side once more. With Neil's encouragement, Andrew decides to take the chance to get to know his brother and cousin, hoping that against the odds of his bad luck that they could be a family.

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    62,150
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    256
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    734
    Bookmarks:
    80
    Hits:
    13,846
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    The Foxes, a group of pirates, were a hot mess of a crew- always at each other's throats but they were fiercely protective of each other which is why when one of their own goes overboard they panic, and fights break out. Little did they know that their crewmate got saved by a creature that had been thought to be extinct and would soon change their whole dynamic as a crew.

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    Andrew goes overboard, gets saved by MerNeil and proceeds to spend a large amount of time having gay panics over him and Neil is just oblivious to Andrew's suffering and inserts himself into the Foxes' lives

     

    I hate this summary but oh well
    Next Update: February Tuesday 4th, 2025 (Previously January 28th, 2025)

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    18/22
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
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    "Are you stalking me?" She asked her voice as sweet as venom infused honey.
    "Now why would I do that?" Andrew asked his mouth moving before his brain could catch up. This wasn't how he imagined their first conversation going but he foolishly hoped that Nathania would make it interesting nonetheless.
    "You tell me." She hissed. Andrew could almost picture the thick strands of curls morphing into snakes to turn him into an ice sculpture. "Every time I see you, I find that you're staring at me."
    Well, Andrew supposed that was true. He did tend to stare at her, how could he not when at any second she could light the whole place on fire or freeze hell over with just a flick of her hair or a glare.
    "It’s not my fault that you are the most interesting thing in this depressing catalog excuse for a school, is it?" Andrew said. Surprisingly the words came easy to Andrew. Apparently being faced with a wildfire made him much more willing to speak. How more interesting could Nathania get?
    AKA Andrew moves to Baltimore with his new foster parents and meets Neil the stealth trans guy and they navigate hell (High school and a monster named Nathan) together and their escape as they fall in love

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    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
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    611
    Bookmarks:
    94
    Hits:
    13,211
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    Needing a break from the Butcher case, the gang at the Jeffersonian end up taking another serial killer case right at Halloween with the Jeffersonian Halloween Ball and all its drama right around the corner. Newly coupled anthropologist Neil Josten and FBI Andrew Minyard navigate a new working and personal relationship while Jean is unwillingly forced to act on his crush on FBI profiler Jeremy Knox. Will the others find out about Neil and Andrew's relationship? Will Jean finally let Jeremy in? Will Neil finally murder Riko?
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    AKA Bones au pt 4
    Updates every other day

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    58
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    306
    Bookmarks:
    21
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    3,458
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    Anthropologist Neil Josten and FBI agent Andrew Minyard have been working together for a while now, solving crime while insulting people along the way. This routine was working well for the both of them, until Andrew gets suspended and Neil is told he has to work with someone else. Instead, Neil runs away to hide out at Andrew's, leaving Jean and the others to solve their newest case by themselves. As Neil and Andrew spend more time together, confusing but not necessarily new feelings come front and center for Neil, all the while Andrew is trying to keep his own at bay. Will they both take the next step in their relationship or continue the way they were? And what about Jean and Jeremy, who have to work together in place of Andrew and Neil?
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    AKA Bones au part 3. Fic completed will update every other day

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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
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    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    5,110
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    Anthropologist Neil Josten and FBI agent Andrew Minyard have come to a mutual agreement, a deal, to work together on all their relevant cases and of course on the Butcher case. Now the two are on their first non-Butcher case together with their deal in tact and with Andrew's ever growing infatuation with Neil Josten, the mystery anthropologist who doesn't seem to make sense. How will their new founded partnership unfold and will Andrew only fall deeper for the mystery that was Neil Josten? And will Neil Josten's curiosity around Andrew change into something more?
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    AKA Bones au part two. Fic complete and will update every other day
    Next installment of the fic will be released: Monday September 23rd

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    16,767
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    389
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    4,339
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    basically a sequel to my fic Whose Your Daddy taking a look at how Neil dealt with single parenthood, how Andrew faired after Neil's faked death, Jo's abysmal childhood, and judgmental family members

    updates are Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday

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    67,155
    Chapters:
    44/44
    Comments:
    117
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    6,135
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    FBI Agent Andrew Minyard has been chasing after the infamous Butcher Of Baltimore for a year, many others had tried before him but were never able to make any of the charges stick to Nathan Wesninski the prime suspect or even get evidence to tie him to the murders and disappearances. Just as he's reaching his stress limit over the case, his boss, Wymack, partners him up with the aloof anthropologist Dr. Neil Josten from the Jeffersonian to help tie Nathan to the murders and finally take down the Butcher. But Andew is far more interested in Neil Josten than catching the serial killer he'd been chasing for a year. Neil was obviously hiding something and Andrew wanted to find out what it was, convinced that if he did then this infatuation with Neil would go away and he can continue living as he had been before Neil. But would that actually happen or will Andrew fall even deeper into 'infatuation' with Neil Josten as they continued to work together?
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    AKA a Bones au, updates every other day
    Next fic in series will be posted August 19th, 2024

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    14,874
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    484
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    7,241
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    A brilliant flame came to life stood before him, a destructive force that rivaled that of a merciless god. An endless ocean waiting to drown it's next unsuspecting victim, a cruelness faded to a misplaced affection. That was Abram, standing before Andrew with a smile that not even the goddess Aphrodite could have captured.

    "Hi Drew," Abram smiled, his voice sweeter than honey.

    "You're late." Andrew said, steadier than he felt. 

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    156
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    32
    Hits:
    1,191
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    Natalia Abrianna Wesninski was a boy. He had always been a boy, no matter what anyone said. Maybe he would have been able to survive in the wrong body, if not for everyone in the world kept telling him he was a girl. He thought that when they ran, when his mother took him and ran away from his father that he could finally be the boy he knew he was. But his mother still didn't believe him, no one let him be a boy other than one boy he met in a library in California.

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    14,221
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1,164
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    Andrew has been dating the blind and slightly annoying Neil Josten for a year and he was, against all odds, wanting to take their relationship to the next stage: Marriage. So, after suffering Neil's friends' annoyances he finally had everything he needed to propose- he'd take Neil to an aquarium after hours and when the moment was just right he'd pop the question. All he had to do was get out a few simple words but of course he doubted that it would so smoothly, things rarely did with Neil. But that was just another reason he wanted Neil by his side- all he had to do was ask four simple words. Surely he could do that.
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    Or Andrew proposes to Neil in this technically prequel fic to Can't We Just Talk

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    559
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    4,558
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    Andrew's life was peaceful- he had a wonderful husband, a group of supportive friends who treated him like family, and he somehow managed to keep his cousin Nicky in his life. Even when his own twin brother cut him off the first moment he got. After ten years of peaceful marriage convinced Andrew that all the bad things were gone, that there would be no more unpleasant surprises. But unfortunately, that line was thinking was shattered when his estranged twin, the one who demanded that they be no contact showed up at his doorstep twelve years after he abandoned Andrew.
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    Or: 5 times Aaron showed up uninvited and the one time he was invited

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    16,143
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    126
    Kudos:
    1,318
    Bookmarks:
    189
    Hits:
    14,565

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