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  1. Public Bookmark 67

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    “I hate this damn thing.”

    Will glanced up from his phone where he’d been aimlessly scrolling on TikTok. Mack was still in the bathroom at their hotel, the door wide open and light flooding out into the bedroom. Will caught him staring at himself in the mirror, mouth open wide, glaring at his own teeth. Will rolled his eyes.

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    Mack has become inconsistent in wearing his night time retainer, and now both he and Will are facing the consequences.

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    22 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 43

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    Crystal blue eyes flick up to meet Nico’s, and yep—he was totally fucked. Because the man standing in front of him was none other than Jack fucking Hughes. The golden child of the NHL. Captain of the New Jersey Devils.

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    Nico is a single dad trying his best to raise his eight-month-old daughter—overwhelmed, overworked, with zero time for a relationship. Enter Jack, captain of the New Jersey Devils, who realizes that maybe his life was missing something...or rather two someones.

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    26 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 39

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    The moment his next “task” popped into his inbox, Nico immediately knew he was still in deep shit. Jonas clearly hadn’t yet forgiven him for The Incident™. And yes, in hindsight, maybe Nico should’ve waited for backup instead of going rogue, taking on two criminals, and catching a stray bullet in his thigh, but that was beside the point. The important thing was that his client remained safe, the bad guys were taken away in handcuffs, and Nico came out of the situation (mostly) unscathed.

    But his boss thought otherwise. Instead of commending his heroics, he deemed Nico a ‘workaholic liability’ and shipped him off to the middle of nowhere. Instead of rubbing shoulders with high-profile clientele and enjoying the view from his chalet in Switzerland, he had to play bodyguard for the foreseeable future.

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    Or, the one where Jack is a famous singer, and Nico is an executive protection agent trying to re-enter his boss's good graces. AKA, the bodyguard au that nobody asked for, with healthy doses of songwriting, banter, pining, and sexual tension.

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    13 Sep 2025

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    Looking for a fake boyfriend (20s) for a weekend (bonus if hot)

    Wanna piss off some biphobic folks? Wanna get free home cooked food (from said biphobic folks)? Wanna earn a few bucks or maybe get your electrical devices repaired?

    PLS BE MY BOYFRIEND FOR A WEEKEND!!!

    You can also be older; I’m not opposed to sugar daddies. But I guess those things will not entice you if you are not a broke, gay college student like me (I am cute tho, and broke if you want to sugar daddy me)

    (folks are not aggressively homophobic, they just don’t believe me that I’m bi, so no danger or anything)

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    Denki Kaminari looks for a fake boyfriend and gets so much more (an insomniac with commitment issues)

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    17 Sep 2024

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    Husk is a no-nonsense porn reviewer who despises Angel Dust’s movies, giving them scathing reviews on the website he works for, Rotten Cumatoes. When Angel is sent to trade his body for better reviews, Husk declines, more interested in teaching Angel how his movies could be improved. Sparks fly, leaving their lives irrevocably changed.

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    20 Aug 2024