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“I hate this damn thing.”
Will glanced up from his phone where he’d been aimlessly scrolling on TikTok. Mack was still in the bathroom at their hotel, the door wide open and light flooding out into the bedroom. Will caught him staring at himself in the mirror, mouth open wide, glaring at his own teeth. Will rolled his eyes.
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Mack has become inconsistent in wearing his night time retainer, and now both he and Will are facing the consequences.
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22 Jan 2026
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aren't you sorry that you fell, onto this carousel? by pinkponypucks
Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF
14 Sep 2025
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Crystal blue eyes flick up to meet Nico’s, and yep—he was totally fucked. Because the man standing in front of him was none other than Jack fucking Hughes. The golden child of the NHL. Captain of the New Jersey Devils.
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Nico is a single dad trying his best to raise his eight-month-old daughter—overwhelmed, overworked, with zero time for a relationship. Enter Jack, captain of the New Jersey Devils, who realizes that maybe his life was missing something...or rather two someones.
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26 Oct 2025
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The moment his next “task” popped into his inbox, Nico immediately knew he was still in deep shit. Jonas clearly hadn’t yet forgiven him for The Incident™. And yes, in hindsight, maybe Nico should’ve waited for backup instead of going rogue, taking on two criminals, and catching a stray bullet in his thigh, but that was beside the point. The important thing was that his client remained safe, the bad guys were taken away in handcuffs, and Nico came out of the situation (mostly) unscathed.
But his boss thought otherwise. Instead of commending his heroics, he deemed Nico a ‘workaholic liability’ and shipped him off to the middle of nowhere. Instead of rubbing shoulders with high-profile clientele and enjoying the view from his chalet in Switzerland, he had to play bodyguard for the foreseeable future.
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Or, the one where Jack is a famous singer, and Nico is an executive protection agent trying to re-enter his boss's good graces. AKA, the bodyguard au that nobody asked for, with healthy doses of songwriting, banter, pining, and sexual tension.
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13 Sep 2025
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bonus if hot by Rainy_atw
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
09 Oct 2024
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Looking for a fake boyfriend (20s) for a weekend (bonus if hot)
Wanna piss off some biphobic folks? Wanna get free home cooked food (from said biphobic folks)? Wanna earn a few bucks or maybe get your electrical devices repaired?PLS BE MY BOYFRIEND FOR A WEEKEND!!!
You can also be older; I’m not opposed to sugar daddies. But I guess those things will not entice you if you are not a broke, gay college student like me (I am cute tho, and broke if you want to sugar daddy me)
(folks are not aggressively homophobic, they just don’t believe me that I’m bi, so no danger or anything)
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Denki Kaminari looks for a fake boyfriend and gets so much more (an insomniac with commitment issues)
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- Part 1 of Bonus If Hot (Snyder's Cut)
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17 Sep 2024
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Husk is a no-nonsense porn reviewer who despises Angel Dust’s movies, giving them scathing reviews on the website he works for, Rotten Cumatoes. When Angel is sent to trade his body for better reviews, Husk declines, more interested in teaching Angel how his movies could be improved. Sparks fly, leaving their lives irrevocably changed.
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20 Aug 2024
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Mini Mingi
You’re actually joking
Please tell me you’re joking
You aren't Yunho right hahaha
Right
HAHA RIGHT
+1 654 432 9876
Oops?
That would be me. Jeong Yunho at your service
And to whom do I owe the honour?
Mini Mingi
Please excuse me while I jump off the roof
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18 May 2024
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Call Your Bluff by RazzAppleMagic
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Mar 2026
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Val may be a fucking monster, but he’s a monster that Angel knows. He’s a monster that Angel understands. Angel isn’t stupid; he made the choice to sign with Valentino because he was the only overlord that made sense for Angel’s lifestyle — for what Angel wanted out of Hell.
But now you’re tellin’ him that his soul is owed to some random fucking jackass who swindled Val in a game of cards? How can that be fair? How can that be something that’s just allowed to happen?
(In which, Angel's contract is acquired by a new overlord — Hell's very own Gambling Demon, and they both get more from the relationship than either of them bargained for.)
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19 Mar 2024
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Jinho knows he lives a hard life, but he has good people around him to make it easier.
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04 Sep 2023
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san wakes up one day ten years in the future to a loving boyfriend and a healthy relationship. the only problem? he and yunho barely talk to each other
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05 Feb 2023
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The thing sitting across the dining table was not Kei’s husband.
The thing sitting across the dining table was not Kei’s husband.
The thing sitting across the dining table was not Kei’s husband.
The thing sitting across the dining table was not Kei’s husband.Series
- Part 8 of krtsk AUs
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25 Nov 2022
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“Pleaseeee.” He whines at Kenma that afternoon.
“No, Kuro, you know I don’t want to be apart of that stuff.” This is a conversation they’ve had before.
“Please, your face won’t even be in it, I just need to record this ASMR audio that’s been commissioned.” Kuroo looks at him with a dramatic pout, bringing his hands together to further intensify his beg. Desperate is the word that springs to Kenma’s mind. Kenma turns around fully in his gaming chair to glare at him. “It will just be ten minutes tops; you know I can’t make those sounds by myself!” He begs further.
Or the fic where Kuroo is a porn star and Kenma is his housemate offering his best friend 'support'.
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05 Nov 2022
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08 Aug 2022
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Iwaizumi and Oikawa accidentally stumble upon a new trick and kink in the bedroom. Naturally, the information spreads to the other couples in their friend group, prompting them all to try it out for themselves...
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01 Aug 2022
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At Thoma's touch, Ayato's eyes snapped open and he suddenly came to life, thrashing and flailing. The bedside table was knocked over in a crash and the jars fell off, bouncing and thudding loudly on the floor, like sudden thunder in the silence. "Get off me, Tenryou scum!" Ayato gasped out, his eyes wild and unseeing. The bloody patch on his bandaged head was increasing in size, Thoma noted with alarm.
"My Lord, please! It's me, Thoma!" He quickly straddled Ayato, pressing down on his arms, trying to keep him from struggling and further worsening his injury.
"...Who?" Thankfully, Ayato stopped floundering at the sound of his voice and seemed to quieten down.
"What's going on!" Ayaka's panicked voice came through the door. "Thoma, what's wrong?"
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- Part 1 of Trying to write my favourite tropes
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- 4/4
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28 Jul 2022
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It’s here that he finds him. Somewhat slender but still slightly muscled, a build similar to Itto’s own were it not for the bulk he would have on him. Neutral navy button down that brings out the milkiness in his skin, accents the shadows in the dip of his collarbones. Soft smirking lips, a slender nose with a silver horseshoe through the septum. Itto can’t see the top half of his face because of the masquerade style mask he’s wearing, but it doesn’t even matter— he can tell instantly the man is pretty.
(alternatively: itto is in a rut. he finds a camboy.)
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16 Jul 2022
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Kenma has been on heat suppressants since he presented as an omega at 13, a decade later and now he's dealing with the consequences of a terribly broken heat cycle. It's after his latest painful heat that he finally gives in to paying an alpha to help him with his heats.
Bokuto turns out to be his match and now Kenma has to get over his fear of being alone with an alpha.
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- Part 6 of Volleyfics
- Part 5 of Ash's BokuAkaKuroKen
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16 Jul 2022
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Satoru’s heat is early.
He doesn’t need to check the schedule of his suppressants, delivered through a patch flush against his hip. It’s not an illness; his reverse cursed technique healed anything resembling an injury, so the ache in his limbs, the buzzing between his ears, the bathwater warmed dizziness in the rare moments of intentional idleness—it can only be his heat. You can’t heal a heat, Shoko’s reminder echoes in the back of his head, that’s just nature running its course. Turns out, he can heal the damage from a bonded heat that ran unchecked, so good enough.
Stranger still, because his heat is never early, not since—
An unintended vacation.
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10 May 2022
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When Miya Naoyuki is born, it's not only Atsumu and Kiyoomi's lives that change forever.
Or: Miya Osamu learns how to be an uncle, and sometimes gets it right.
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26 Apr 2022
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Sugar Water in Your Mouth, Lukewarm by baptistes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
21 Sep 2021
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Bennett likes his job. It’d be hard not to with the decent pay and the lively environment and the fact that every other Monday Amber from IT brings in little handmade cakes for the office. It’s nice. Bennett has his own desk at which he can do things like file invoices and write emails and eat too many granola bars, and he has a little whiteboard he doodles on when he’s bored and a potted succulent that he forgets to water half the time. It’s good. He has no qualms about his workplace.
Maybe one qualm.
His boss.
(alternatively: bennett is in love with his boss. his office likes to go out for drinks. naturally, chaos ensues)
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22 Apr 2022
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“Sakusa and Ushijima got a spread in Vogue Japan,” Barnes says, a knowing smirk on his face, and Atsumu’s good mood tanks like the Titanic.
He furiously flips through the magazine until he finds the offending pages. The pièce de résistance is a side shot of Ushijima on some clear plastic ottoman, legs outstretched with Sakusa standing between them. His hands are wrapped around Sakusa’s thighs and Sakusa is tilting Ushijima’s chin up. It’s the eyes that do it, though - there’s something ineffable, something smoldering, about the way they gleam. Atsumu doesn’t know if it’s love or something markedly south of that, but he knows neither man has the acting chops to fake that.
“Disgusting,” Atsumu grumbles, throwing the magazine down on the bench.
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There are a few unavoidable truths in Atsumu's world. One: Osamu is his punishment from a past life. Two: calling his ma every Sunday is vital for his sanity. Three: Sakusa Kiyoomi and Ushijima Wakatoshi are soulmates. End-game. Matching puzzle pieces.
Atsumu can't help but wonder if he fits, too.
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24 Mar 2022