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    Ilya was used to hazing. He had been subjected to it, he had participated in it, and, as a captain, he had stood guard over the rookies and protected them from anything truly harmful. But if he had been asked, Ilya would have approved of this prank. He would have authorized it, given Cliff and Vicky his seal of approval, perhaps even helped orchestrate it.

    Any other day, Ilya might have been happy to play along.

    But, in perfect dramatic irony, it had not happened any other day. It had happened today. And, cherry on top, of course the rookie had to walk in when Shane was already freaking out about Ilya saying his name.

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    A prank-gone-wrong leads to the Boston Bears finding out about Shane and Ilya’s relationship in 2016. The day Ilya first invited Shane into his house. Right after they say each other’s names for the first time. Fuck his life, honestly.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    “Is my favourite thing.” Ilya murmurs.

    The rain has started to slow down a little. Barely any lightning strikes anymore. Soon, the sky will clear.

    “What is?” Shane asks.

    Ilya brings their joined hands up to his face and presses a small, tired smile to the back of Shane’s hand. “You and me.”

    (or: they’re best friends who go on a roadtrip together.)

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    09 Apr 2026

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    “You always listen so well when I am there with you. Maybe you need rules for when I am away.”

    Shane sucked in a stuttering breath. “Rules?”

    Ilya nodded, his hand speeding up. His eyes looked very bright and evaluating. “Whenever you want to touch yourself when I am away, you will practise.”

    “Practise,” Shane echoed, stupidly.

    One side of Ilya’s mouth lifted up smugly, as if he knew how much this was affecting him. He probably did. “Yes, practise. If you get to one, you can come,” Ilya told him. “Not before. That is first rule.”

    Shane tries to succeed in a challenge. He’s always liked numbers – surely counting down from a hundred to one can’t be that hard, even if he's... distracted.

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    08 Apr 2026

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    After crashing out over whether he is sufficiently queer, Shane makes the drunken and impulsive decision to get his nipples pierced. Who could have thought two such tiny pieces of metal could cause so much spiralling?

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    05 Apr 2026

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    5 times Ilya couldn’t handle Shane’s tears, and 1 time Ilya needed them more than anything in the world.

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    05 Apr 2026