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you move to dayshift but aren't paid any more, go figure by tuzesdays
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
02 Aug 2025
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You never, never wanted to be on dayshift. All those children running around, being loud and messy and eugh... but that's what corporate scheduled you for, and they're the ones that write your checks, so. You weren't expecting to get along with the daycare attendant, but that doesn't mean you want to stay on dayshift just to hang out with them.
Too bad you can't back out now.
(On the lookout due to harrassing bot comments from AI, may be restricted again later)
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- Part 1 of Please, While I'm Here
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As the official rival of the other, Berdly was expected to know a lot about the human. And he played that part spectacularly! What they found humorful, what got under their skin. Their favorite foods, and what they would refuse to eat. How they stood and how they walked. Their mains in Super Smashing Fighters, their favorite and least favorite biomes in Minecrap. Berdly could name any of it. He had to know it, if he wanted to fiercely compete and effectively irritate them.
And the way Kris was standing, completely straight rather than having a slouch. The way they stepped into the classroom, as if unfamiliar to using legs. How their neck turned and glanced around the room, as if they had never stepped foot in this room before in their life.
It was nothing like Kris.
Or: Berdly, somehow, puts together Kris' SOUL situation. And sort of figures out his feelings for the human in the process.
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23 Jul 2025
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Human Care and Relationships for the Academically-Inclined by Kimochiru
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
28 Jul 2025
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Given the glaring lack of proper documentation on the subject of human care and human-monster relationships, the responsibility of filling in the gaps of knowledge fell into my wings. The insights on this blog are authored by an intellectual monster partnered to a human, providing you reliable information about human care. You'll thank me for it.
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22 Jul 2025
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A Series of Fortunate Events by orphan_account
Fandoms: ENA - Joel G (Web Series), ENA: Dream BBQ
19 Apr 2025
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You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
Kidding! But now someone has to clean up your mess.
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20 Apr 2025
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"It’s a good script." The grand God mutters to themself, "As Thespius’s works always are."
[But there’s something that twists in their gut, a strange and underlying sense of wrongness.]
The God of Love Songs has recently taken an interest in writing tragedies.
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01 Dec 2024