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As the official rival of the other, Berdly was expected to know a lot about the human. And he played that part spectacularly! What they found humorful, what got under their skin. Their favorite foods, and what they would refuse to eat. How they stood and how they walked. Their mains in Super Smashing Fighters, their favorite and least favorite biomes in Minecrap. Berdly could name any of it. He had to know it, if he wanted to fiercely compete and effectively irritate them.
And the way Kris was standing, completely straight rather than having a slouch. The way they stepped into the classroom, as if unfamiliar to using legs. How their neck turned and glanced around the room, as if they had never stepped foot in this room before in their life.
It was nothing like Kris.
Or: Berdly, somehow, puts together Kris' SOUL situation. And sort of figures out his feelings for the human in the process.
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23 Jul 2025
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Human Care and Relationships for the Academically-Inclined by Kimochiru
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
28 Jul 2025
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Given the glaring lack of proper documentation on the subject of human care and human-monster relationships, the responsibility of filling in the gaps of knowledge fell into my wings. The insights on this blog are authored by an intellectual monster partnered to a human, providing you reliable information about human care. You'll thank me for it.
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22 Jul 2025
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A Series of Fortunate Events by orphan_account
Fandoms: ENA - Joel G (Web Series), ENA: Dream BBQ
19 Apr 2025
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You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
Kidding! But now someone has to clean up your mess.
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20 Apr 2025
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"It’s a good script." The grand God mutters to themself, "As Thespius’s works always are."
[But there’s something that twists in their gut, a strange and underlying sense of wrongness.]
The God of Love Songs has recently taken an interest in writing tragedies.
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01 Dec 2024
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They were to be the first ever of their kind, born from feldspar deep within the Earth’s crust. Twin, Blue-sheen Moonstones, the rarest and strongest variety, stood leagues above any Quartz in terms of strength while carrying themselves with such beauty and poise that rivaled even the most lustrous of Sapphires and Pearls.
A large lakebed would be the main injector site, the shadow project of the Alpha Kindergarten, with one placed within the northeastern quadrant of the lake and the other in the southeast. Both were planted within the same conditions. Both were equal parts away from the shore and each other. Even the formulas used at the injector sites were heavily communicated between both teams so that the gems would emerge at the same time with little differences between them.
The math accounted for slight variations of course, but the chances of that were slim. Or at least it would have been had the southeastern injector not malfunctioned.
Those slight variations proved more numerous than expected as three seconds of offset development started a chain reaction that would forever define a rare set of gems as one-of-a-kind and completely irreplaceable in the history of gemkind.
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When Like Recognizes Like by CrappyWriterFailing
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Oct 2023
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"I want Gabriel," Beelzebub demanded, their voice tinged with urgency. Crowley watched as they stomped their foot, a display of oddly childlike frustration, a rare glimpse of such behaviour he hadn't witnessed in ages.
"You find him for me, and I can, I can make you a Duke of Hell. I could..." They trailed off, seemingly realizing that Crowley would be unfazed by such offers. It was as if they finally grasped that if Crowley truly wanted that position, he could have claimed it long ago. Crowley continued to observe Beelzebub, detecting a familiar look in their eyes, one he had seen in himself over countless years.
"Oh my somebody! You're in love with his Supreme Archangelness!"
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A canon-divergent retelling of Season 2.
Gentle and Romantic
Minor readability edits and fixes up to chapter eleven. Full fixes when the story is labeled complete.
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- Part 1 of When Blank Recognizes Blank
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You see, most NORMAL people would find something to do like read, or work on a project, or have a nice day out with friends when bored. Eridan and Sollux, clearly deemable as Not Normal, have decided to boot up a computer and type in the same word document, on the same keyboard. It'll be a miracle if whatever they end up making is legible.
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When We Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go? by vast_croak
Fandoms: Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
06 Feb 2023
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Ever since he was a kid, Dave has had some weird dreams. They always felt so vivid, so real, and they only get stronger with age. As he and his friends try to piece together the truth behind a shared dreamscape and a mysterious traumatic event from their childhoods, he can't help but wonder: why does that other world seem so much like home, and why does he feel such a longing for someone whose name he can't even recall?
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07 Apr 2023
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best fic on this goddamn site for real !!!!!
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‘To Whom it May Concern: It has come to my attention that one of your entertainment facilities in ########, ## suffered a fire early this morning. One of your animatronics, ‘Sundrop,’ survived the incident and traveled to the hospital several miles from there. I found him alone near my car after my shift. He has some minor damage to his body and while I lack a baseline for his operative functioning, he is talkative and generally pleasant. Please email or call me to arrange an appropriate pick-up time. Best, ###### #######, RN”
“Anything you want to add, or is this okay?” I asked Sundrop.
“Hmm….OH! Let them know that I miss my little friends SO VERY VERY MUCH and want to come back to them soon. They need me!” Sundrop scooted closer to hover over my shoulder.
I thought for a moment and added this line to the end:‘PS: Sundrop tells me that he is very concerned for the welfare of the children he attends and desires to return to his duties as soon as possible.’
“MUCH better,” Sundrop nodded. He threw his arms around me and squeezed tight, “You write really really REALLY GOOD letters! They sound so sophisticated and official!”
“Heh, thanks,” I wheezed, “Now please get off me. I can’t breathe!”- Language:
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18 Sep 2022
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A year after the fire, Fazbear Entertainment graciously announces its plans to reopen the grand Pizzaplex installment bigger and better than ever, causing a stir amongst everyone nation-wide, including your small, mundane town, set in the outskirts of anything modern, luxurious or relevant. As a mundane civilian of said town with other things to worry about, you barely wink an eye. Rent is a constant nuisance to meet, one of your jobs might get terminated, raising three siblings zaps both time and energy, and coming to terms with the fact you never grew up to be somebody in life becomes an impossibility every other day.
Nonsense like Fazbear Entertainment has never been something to think about.
That is… well, until you mistakenly bring one– sorry, two– of its titular characters home and add more problems to your list.
Can’t catch a break, can you?
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Holding the World: Raising Starlings by StarvingMe for zaidnovi
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
20 Dec 2022
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You, Sun, Moon, and your daughters embark on your new life together and all that that entails.
(Sequel fic to Holding the World)
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- Part 2 of Adopted Robo-Dads (FNAF Sun and Moon)
- Part 4 of Holding the World
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You were new, dressed in your little uniform, jacket, slacks, collared shirt peeking out, plastic little nametag with your name scrawled in large, friendly letters.
(Pregnant Reader AU with Automatons)
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- Part 1 of Holding the World
- Part 1 of Adopted Robo-Dads (FNAF Sun and Moon)
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You're the new tech/repairman at the Fazbear Mega Pizzaplex, unfortunately. Your first task? To make the Daycare Attendant into two separate animatronics. It's an amazing opportunity, really, and there is nothing you love more than getting a chance to really work with such tech! The only bad part is that you don't know how to tell anyone that you just might be in over your head. (You are extremely in over your head.)
(Just a silly feel-good fic, AU where there is no Security Breach, no William, no murders, etc. Sun and Moon fall in love with you, a well-meaning but honestly naïve and easily-overwhelmed little dummy)
(BTW THE TITLE IS MEANT TO BE A RUNNING JOKE FROM THE FIC there isn't gonna b some big angsty plot twist. most likely)- Language:
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09 Jul 2022
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i love them sososososo much
Chapter 9 7/9/22 -
you move to dayshift but aren't paid any more, go figure by tuzesdays
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
02 Aug 2025
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You never, never wanted to be on dayshift. All those children running around, being loud and messy and eugh... but that's what corporate scheduled you for, and they're the ones that write your checks, so. You weren't expecting to get along with the daycare attendant, but that doesn't mean you want to stay on dayshift just to hang out with them.
Too bad you can't back out now.
(On the lookout due to harrassing bot comments from AI, may be restricted again later)
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- Part 1 of Please, While I'm Here
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Let’s get one thing perfectly clear; They hadn’t meant to startle you. No. No, no, they certainly hadn’t meant to, hadn’t even meant to watch, to listen, it had all been an accident, some horrible accident, some lovely, sweet sounding littlea̶̡̟̭̠̱̬͍̼̥͓̦͍̠̐̇̅̂͆̋͌͛͜ͅģ̵͚̼͎̣̭̞̰̂͛̆̍̃̍̊͗̆̆͌͠ͅg̶̢̛̟̠͈͇̘͗͆͐̑͂̈́̇̕h̶̨̧̘̹̯͚̤̹̮̺̗́͐̌͘͘͝ͅͅh̷̙̖͇̉͒̔́̈͒̀͊̕ͅĥ̵̺̠̮̪̯́̇̿̍͝͠͝͠ẖ̴̗͙̔̊́h̵̰̣͓͓̪̯͔̮̼͌̀̌̂̓̌̓̔̑͒̍̚͝
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Burnout sucks, man.
While recovering from a disastrous exam season (and putting your degree on the backburner), an off-the-cuff child fetch quest leads you into the neon-lit walls of Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex. After obtaining said child and conversing with an intriguing jester-themed daycare attendant, circumstance lands you a newfound job and entangles you within the sticky web of the mysterious and infamous company that is Fazbear Entertainment LLC.
Also, you befriend that dual-faced attendant... Eventually. Turns out, when you mix advanced experimental AI with the duties and responsibilities of childcare, things get a little weird.
Fazbear Inc: I have made a daycare supervisor
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Eros: to love someone by mysunnysweetheart
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, five nights at freddy's security breach
22 Jun 2022
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She had been to Freddy Fazbear’s Mega Pizzaplex once for her 10th birthday. 15 years later, she now has a job as a daycare assistant. What starts as a friendly relationship with a co-worker turns into so much more.
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You weren't a technician, you weren't a security guard, you weren't a daycare assistant. You're just an employee. Staff. The ‘jack-of-all-trades’ employee with mediocre at best skills and specialty in none, tasked with doing miscellaneous jobs that robots couldn't do and human staff couldn't care to. The job is unpredictable, but it pays good and it's relatively easy.
Except for the part where all the animatronics are more sentient than you thought, and you're roped into a mystery surrounding the Daycare Attendants, who are bit too curious about you for your liking.
You don't think this was in your employee contact.
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12 Apr 2022
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moon is such a little SHIT i love him
Chapter 16 6/11/23