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i’m not going home alone ('cause i don't do too well on my own) by turntechstified (clonetrobed)
Fandoms: Homestuck
10 Jul 2025
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Your name is DIRK STRIDER and you are THIRTEEN YEARS OLD. You are currently seated in perhaps the last place you expected to end up this evening, a semi-private LABOR AND DELIVERY ROOM in the maternity wing of your local hospital. Beneath your legs is an uncomfortable vinyl armchair, and on top of them is a small BLANKETED BUNDLE. This bundle contains a warm, squirmy little neonatal human who just so happens to be your brand-new BABY BROTHER. What will you do?
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AKA: a story about Dave and Dirk just trying their best.
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Unfailingly, for the better part of three decades, simply Being Troy Barnes has been enough cause for things to just sort of work themselves out for him. His life is pretty great that way.
Or, it was.
He wasn’t expecting Abed Nadir, of all people, to fuck it up for him.
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It had also been nerve-racking, unsettling, hovering around Abed for those ten days between the night he found him bleeding in the kitchen and the night he whisked him off to the island. Trying to figure out what he’d been thinking, what he’d been feeling, if their marriage was over, but too terrified to actually ask anything.
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sequel to state of grace and darling, let's run
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- Part 3 of ruthless game 'verse
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beginner public relations and performative romance by clonetrobed
Fandoms: Community (TV)
31 Dec 2021
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“I’m just saying, it’s in your best interest,” she says. “Quite a few people are talking about you playing a gay man in your last film - straight actors playing queer characters is a big topic these days. We want to avoid the conversation escalating into backlash by getting out in front of it.”
“By forcing me out of the closet,” Abed offers. “Isn’t that even more fucked up than the original problem?”
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aka the trobed fake dating hollywood au that no one but me asked for
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“Abed,” he breathes as soon as the kiss breaks, before he can lose his nerve. “What are we doing here?” He keeps his hold on Abed’s arm so he stays close, and his eyes are dark and pondering. Troy watches him carefully; he’s used to discerning microexpressions, but even so, Abed can’t seem to settle on an emotion.
Eventually, Abed breaks eye contact to look out at the water again.
“We’re on vacation,” he says simply. “Like you wanted.”
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sequel to state of grace
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- Part 2 of ruthless game 'verse
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It hit him on their wedding night, ironically. When he’d looked into Abed’s eyes, said 'I do,' and then realized: 'holy shit, I actually do.' Now, if only the resolution were that simple.
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- Part 1 of ruthless game 'verse
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“Troy,” he tries again, weakly. “Come on, you know this trope freaks me out.”
“What’s a trope?”
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trobedecember day one: amnesia
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- Part 1 of special topics in memory erasure
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He shakes the doubt away. The sex was great. He feels like a weight’s been lifted, like he can breathe easier now that he’s gotten this thing out of his system that’s been winding him up inside for so long. He knows what it feels like, finally, to have sex with a man. The answer is: it feels good. Really, really good.
That, however, poses a new set of problems.
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He’s a classic meathead, a stuck-up jock. There’s nothing else to him - Abed knows this because he’d made the mistake, once upon a time, of thinking there was.
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siren song by lestered (clonetrobed) for sierraadeux
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
09 Sep 2021
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He thinks of last night, teetering on the edge of the cliff, so happy with the idea of following Phil’s voice all the way down. That’d been a particularly close call, and he doesn’t even care. He just wants to hear the song again.
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- Part 1 of pierced by cupid
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There’s not a whole lot that can surprise him at this point.
Not a lot. But a couple things. Like seeing his own grave, apparently.
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or: Troy comes home, and it's not quite what he expected.
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'Just be patient.' He guesses he doesn’t really have a choice.
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or: that trobed soulmate au i've been threatening to write forever
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All he would ever have to do is leave, and stay away.
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“I miss when you liked me,” Abed says after a while. His voice is soft and wistful. “Remember when we were little, you used to take me everywhere?”
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or: Troy has an imaginary friend, and it's complicated.
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Troy and Abed reunite.
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better off as lovers, and not the other way around
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Troy and Abed have a very practical arrangement going on. At least, that's what they want to think.
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Separately and together, they’ve had their greater-than-average share of trials and tribulations and crises. And those, as it turns out, were nothing compared to two tiny, vulnerable, defenseless, precious lives depending on them. He has no idea how that’s ever not going to be terrifying.
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or: troy and abed adjust to life as new parents.
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“But you’re going to,” Abed continues, “And I need to tell you something before you do, and I have to say it, not Clone Abed, and I need Troy to hear it, not Clone Troy.”
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or: the cloning process doesn’t go as seamlessly as Troy had hoped.
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Troy buys some lingerie and Abed really, really likes it.
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remedial courtship and independent filmmaking by clonetrobed for anemicaxolotl
Fandoms: Community (TV)
06 Feb 2021
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No, he’s focusing on the guy she’s walking with—tall and dark and handsome, dressed in skinny jeans and a red flannel, with an adorable smile and big brown eyes and some je ne sais quoi that makes him feel weak in the knees, which would worry him a lot more if he weren’t already sitting down. He feels his cheeks heat up and his palms start to sweat.
“Annie?” He finally manages, voice soft and strangled as he wipes his clammy hands on his jeans. He’s sure his sudden change in demeanor is cause for confusion but he’s not looking at Annie’s expression to see if that’s the case. He can’t; he can’t stop staring forward. “Who’s that?”
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or: that one student film festival fic i started on tumblr and apparently couldn't not finish