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Jannik’s not sure how they ended up here. Five minutes ago, he’d been coming back from the awkward post-victory photoshoot in the Center Court lounge, stopping by the deserted cafeteria for a coffee and to massage his aching quads. He hadn’t expected anyone else to join him except maybe Darren and Simone, though they’d said their goodbyes already. If anyone, it certainly would not have been Ben Shelton, who by all logic should have skipped town after Jannik avenged his Shanghai loss.
But here they are. And what’s he supposed to say—no?
Schlutzkrapfen, sambuca, and the seventeen hours between Vienna and Paris.
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17 Mar 2026
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Carlos Sinner-Alcaraz or how to be controlling without knowing it by Reguluslantsov
Fandoms: Tennis RPF
14 Mar 2026
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When Jack Draper, Holger Rune, Simone and Darren notice Carlos going more and more on Jannik's phone they are worried he is too controlling. Perhaps they should talk about it to Jannik ... just in case.
Perhaps they are wrong right ?
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16 Mar 2026
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Wherein world number one Jana Sinner and world number one Carlos Alcaraz are about to learn just how difficult it is to keep things casual when you're anything but.
(alternatively, the female Jannik AU no one saw coming, least of all me)
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15 Mar 2026
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The thing is, they don’t usually have sex when major tournaments are going on. For one, there is never time, between all of the practice and playing and rest, and, two, is that it is not exactly good for either of them, when all of their energy and health should be put towards tennis. Juan Carlos would kill him, definitely, if he showed up to a practice session limping. It would be the embarrassing, anti-climatic end of Carlos Alcaraz.
or: There are four Grand Slam tournaments in one year. Jannik and Carlos have sex at all of them.
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15 Mar 2026
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One moment, they were Shiv and Tom, and they were vain and stupid; the next they were someone’s parents, and they were the same, except now they were to blame for everything.
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post-s4. if it weren't such a total fuckin' disaster, it'd be a dream come true!
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11 Mar 2026
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The thing about window seats is that you have to commit to them.
You climb over people, you wedge yourself against the wall of the plane, and then that's it — you've made your choice, and the choice has consequences. You can't escape to the aisle. You can't pretend you need the bathroom and not come back. You are there until someone lets you out, which means you are, in practical terms, at the mercy of whoever ends up beside you.
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Alex and George haven't spoken for over a decade. One day, on a flight to London, Alex books seat 34A. George books seat 34B. And seven hours is a long time to sit beside a stranger who knows everything about you.
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11 Mar 2026
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Jannik hits a clean shot, a lashing forehand that lands the ball deep in the ad court, grazing the line and lifting a wisp of white off the grass. The kick of the topspin dizzies the ball into the air. Carlos, out of position, jumps and lunges toward it, throwing all of his weight forward.
Jannik can tell he’s going to miss. He’s already turning to his team, one fist raised, when the ball whizzes past Carlos’s outstretched racket.
He doesn’t see Carlos land. He doesn’t see him collapse into the dirt.
He hears a crack, like a heavy tree branch, snapping in a windstorm.
He only looks back when Carlos starts screaming.
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09 Mar 2026
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Carlos' great unrequited love, and how Jannik requites it -- eventually.
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09 Mar 2026
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Jannik has a fairly simple life, working shifts at his father's restaurant, running orders and clearing tables. But when an unusually attractive man comes in to eat, suddenly everything's not so simple anymore. And what's this about him being the world number one?
Or, Jannik works as a waiter at his father's restaurant and Carlos is immediately in love (so is Jannik)
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09 Mar 2026
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Jannik tries not to ruminate on his relationship with Carlos during his suspension. Carlos winning in Monte Carlo makes that difficult.
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- Part 1 of time capsule
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09 Mar 2026
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You look at your own face on that glass wall, a memorial for a hero. You think, bitterly, that this is all a great big joke, and someone, somewhere, is laughing at you.
Because you are no hero.
(A Bucky Barnes character study.)
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09 Mar 2026
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and it's been the ruin of many a poor boy by paperclipbitch for youhandsomedevil
Fandoms: The Queen's Gambit (TV)
02 Apr 2021
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Benny Watts knows how to win, to conquer, to triumph. He can even summon a little grace when it comes to losing. What he cannot do is submit.
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06 Mar 2026
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They play chess, and they fuck.
The two things are not the same.
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06 Mar 2026
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He was so fucking in love it made his bones ache.
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05 Mar 2026
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the vlog jannik SHOULD HAVE posted. (with carlos’s on-camera debut).
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05 Mar 2026
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In the quiet dark of a Paris hotel room, Carlos wakes to an empty space beside him—and reaches for the only thing that will let him sleep again.
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05 Mar 2026
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3 times Jannik got his revenge, and the one time Carlos got his revenge against Jannik's revenge.
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- Part 2 of bite me
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05 Mar 2026
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(he's) so much more like spiderman than you will ever, ever be by paperclipbitch
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies)
23 Nov 2012
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“Bond, we’re Q branch, we’ve forgotten more about your sexual partners than you knew about them in the first place.”
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05 Mar 2026
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so you were never a saint. by paperclipbitch for finkpishnets
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies)
04 Nov 2012
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[set post-movie; SPOILERS]
“I think Bond’s trying to be your friend,” Eve tells him.“…well,” Q says slowly, “this is a new and disturbing development.”
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05 Mar 2026
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For six seasons, the Formula 1 paddock is convinced George Russell is painfully, impressively single.
Then he walks in holding hands with a woman in a plain white shirt, denim shorts and scuffed Adidas sneakers and the narrative detonates.
Max Verstappen doesn’t look like a WAG.
Doesn’t act like one and doesn’t seem remotely impressed by the chaos she’s just caused.
George, meanwhile, is doing his best to balance a championship campaign with the sudden realization that the entire world has Opinions about his girlfriend.As cameras linger, narratives spiral and assumptions pile up, one thing becomes clear: Formula 1 has no idea what to do with Max Verstappen and she’s perfectly fine with that.
“Are you nervous?” George asks, his thumb brushing over her knuckles as he laces their fingers together.
“No.” Max said honestly. Then, after a beat:
“I just didn’t realize I was a rare species or that you’d apparently discovered me in the wild.”George laughs under his breath.
Or a Rustappen WAG female!Max nobody asks for 😛
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04 Mar 2026