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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    Is the sun closer to red or yellow?
    Deidara can't really tell at this point, not after spending however long he was sitting on the balcony of the presidential suite. The sun was setting over the horizon, turning the blue of the skies above into a clear expanse of pure orange and igniting the seas in which it was submerging on fire. Black dots begin dancing in his view, distracting him, but he doesn't have time for such minor issues, the time was running out. He doesn't care if they will spend several weeks on this cruise, he just knows it won't be the same as his first time opening the balcony door and being blasted with everything about this scene, he must capture it before the moment is gone forever and he is left with nothing but his own pale memories.

    Or, Deidara and Obito setting off for a vacation on a cruise ship. Both of them are excited for things to come.

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    13 Aug 2026

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    Sasuke finds himself, somehow, still alive.

    So he tries his best to do just that; live. He cooks. He reads. He takes care of the neighbourhood cat. He lays awake, dulls off, wakes up tired. Some nights, he listens to Naruto snoring. And some days, his old friends come over uninvited.

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    11 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    "I don't have the time for your bullshit right now, Tobi. Pain told us he was going to move the meeting a few hours earlier this week and I completely forgot about it until he began probing my ring, hm."
    Obito stuck out his puffed up lips. He did not like learning about anyone probing something of his partner's, much less that wannabe Leader of his organization. He muttered in annoyance, "I didn't hear anything about any meeting. Are you sure you didn't just have a nightmare? I can cheer you up after the horrors of seeing work even in your dreams..."
    "He's calling me right now, you dumbass, hm" Deidara took the same tone he used to have when explaining nukenin basics 101 to Tobi. "And it's a report meeting for the team leaders, of course no one was going to invite you."

    Or, Uchiha Obito, also known as Tobi the Newbie, also known as Akatsuki's Real Secret Leader, also known as the Ghost of Uchiha, and the Terror of Kirigakure, Konohagakure and so on and so forth, is spiritually world's most unemployed bum who is forced to go through the hell that is running an organization that he started. But how could he be expected to focus on the job when his workaholic senpai is naked right by his side?

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    09 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    Deidara's stuck walking home in the rain. Soaked to the bone and drenched with rage, he nearly missed the dark figure standing alone next to the river.

    For the TobiDei Week Prompt Day 1 - Under the Rain.

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    09 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    Obito's determined to catch this dangerous bomber, but why is he so annoyingly cute - err... annoying. For TobiDei Week 2018 Day 2 - Policeman and Criminal

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    09 Aug 2026