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神威捡到了回到过去的三根火柴。
-是我很喜欢的一个梗，想要探究一下神威回到过去会怎样呢？但主体还是现在时间线的哥妹talking，一个甜饼。
-清水，双神cp向- Language:
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现代背景，双神cp向，轻量孕发言和dirty talk
本子里常见的梗，恶俗xp产物，ooc怪作者。
简单来说就是神乐丧失了所有关于性的常识，神威趁虚而入的故事。
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Draco Malfoy actually likes his job in the DMLE. He could do without Granger breathing down his neck but she is quite fun to lie to.
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06 Jan 2026
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I will drink it all, or I will be your dog.
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Every year, Draco insists that Hermione take a picture for their Christmas card. Why? Hell if she knows, but if it will make him happy, so be it.
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29 Dec 2025
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Two Hogwarts professors spend an entire academic year trying to convince themselves - and everyone else - that they aren’t completely, irrevocably in love with each other.
Their success rates vary.
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26 Dec 2025
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Penguins, Pebbles, and Other Reasons to Pursue Unemployment by mightbewriting
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Dec 2023
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“Is that…shit? On my desk?”
Granger doesn’t so much as look up from her mountain of teetering parchments at Draco’s question. Her hair: frazzled. Her frown: ominous.
The energy in their shared office: frantic.
“Penguin shit,” she says. “Specifically, it’s penguin shit.”
[In which a penguin-themed mishap at the Ministry nearly costs Draco his sanity.]
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26 Dec 2025