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    Snape was always calling Harry a brat. Harry decided to live up to the name. It made about as much sense as anything else in his stupid, pointless, post-war life.

    Or, Harry Potter is desperate for some consistent rules with consistent punishments for breaking them.

    Severus Snape reluctantly obliges.

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    22 Oct 2025

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    Damn that was hot

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    What if Hagrid caught a nasty case of dragonpox, and was unable to introduce Harry Potter into the wizarding world? What if the only other person who Dumbledore trusted to handle the situation, who was not otherwise indisposed, was a very reluctant Severus Snape? What if this one difference created a butterfly effect that would change Harry Potter's life, and the future of the wizarding world forever?

    Harry is determined to impress Snape and prove his worth beyond the stupid title and scar that have made him famous.

    Draco is determined to impress Harry Potter and become the boy's new best friend.

    Severus is determined to survive the headache that is two hyperactive new Slytherins who seem hell-bent on bending the status quo of his entire House, and their common room, to their will.

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    22 Oct 2025

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    Each story will be tagged according to the content within that story.

    I can't add tags to the series directly and placeholders are against TOS, so I can't tag what I am planning until I get to those stories.

    Harry Potter reacts much differently to the Dementor attack on his cousin and it causes a cascade of changes in the lives of everyone he knows. He takes advantage of some old traditions to escape the predetermined path he has been set on.

    “Somehow you found me a more acceptable confidant,” Snape said, in a tone that implied that Harry’s brain might be faulty.
    “This would probably upset anyone I said it to, but you’re about the only person actively trying to keep me from being in mortal danger in the first place. Plenty of people will help me once I’m neck deep in it, but they’d still encourage me to walk into the mess."
    “That is the faintest praise I have ever received,” Severus said, but Harry had a feeling he meant he was touched.

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    22 Oct 2025

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    Severus Snape doesn't think Albus' plan to martyr Potter will work out and knows nothing of the secret setup to give Harry a chance to live through the killing curse a second time. He decides that what they really needed was to start hunting the Horcruxes years ago instead of waiting for children to do it for them. He sends back his private notes and everything needed to brew a potion to strip off the spells that are restricting his behavior. He expects that his younger self will receive the information in 1992 at best.

    On the Summer Solstice, 1985, a listless Severus Snape is surprised by a generous and lucrative gift from his future self.

    Featuring: Reluctant schemer turned proud parent. A secret adoption. Narcissa Malfoy and most of the Hogwarts staff trying to get Snape married. Lord Prince decides that a half-blood grandson is better than no grandson, provided he's invented something impressive enough to make up for it. Snape moonlighting as an undercover pedo-catcher to keep his spy skills sharp. The Hogwarts Staff Room betting pool.

    中文-普通话 國語 here: 完结/已授翻:剥离与重构(Stripped Down and Rebuilt)

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    22 Oct 2025

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    I absolutely loved this, I need more ace representation

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    "...in the event that I, Lily Evans Potter, and my husband, James Potter, become deceased," read Albus, "I do hereby name Severus Snape as sole legal custodian of my son, Harry James Potter, until such a time as he comes of age." He folded his glasses on the table.

    "Fuck," said Severus, with feeling.

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