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on the sofa by collywobblesfirth for reindeerjumper
Fandoms: Bridget Jones's Diary - All Media Types, Bridget Jones's Diary - Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones (Movies)
16 May 2018
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He doesn’t realise he’s dozed off until there’s a thump elsewhere in the room that startles him, his eyes blinking back open. He absently rubs at the back of his neck, bracing himself for the inevitable struggle that will be standing back up, when a soft zip reaches his ears from immediately in front of him.
It’s only then that he’s properly roused from his dozing as he’s met with the sight of Bridget, freshly emerged from the shower, kneeling on the carpet between his splayed legs.
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please tell me there’s a fic out there where it’s based during the scene of Eggsy being tied to the train tracks as a test and right when he thinks he’s gonna die he says,
“Harry, I love you”which shooks Harry to the core and he’s just staring, mouth agape, at a tied up Eggsy
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This is that fic.
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Harry is given a dog; fluff and angst ensues (but mostly angst). Set during and after TGC.
Implied Merlahad, and some Hartwin if you squint.
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five times mark darcy was technologically incompetent (and one time he wasn’t) by collywobblesfirth
Fandoms: Bridget Jones's Diary - Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones's Diary (2001), Bridget Jones's Diary - All Media Types
14 Aug 2017
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It's exactly what it sounds like.
Various slices of life wherein Mark Darcy struggles with technology.
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lol by collywobblesfirth
Fandoms: Bridget Jones's Diary - Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones's Diary (2001), Bridget Jones's Diary - All Media Types
15 Jul 2017
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Takes place after EoR. Bridget's boss is an utter knob, so she texts her lovely, wonderful, caring fiancé about it. Unfortunately, he's shit at texting.
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baby it's cold outside by reindeerjumper
Fandoms: Bridget Jones's Diary - All Media Types, Bridget Jones's Diary (2001), Bridget Jones's Diary - Helen Fielding
05 Dec 2017
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“Mark,” he heard. “Stop being an arse and come back inside.”
Without looking at Bridget, he replied, “I’m fine, thanks.”
He could hear Bridget give an exasperated huff before saying, “This is absolutely ridiculous. I’m sorry I said what I said. Just come in. It’s Christmas Eve for Christ’s sake.”
“I’m sure Daniel would be happy to keep you company if you’re feeling lonely,” he replied, burrowing deeper into his collar.
“You’re an arse,” Bridget said before slamming the window shut again.
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05 Dec 2017
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I'll Be Seeing You by reindeerjumper
Fandoms: Bridget Jones's Diary - Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones's Diary (2001), Bridget Jones's Diary - All Media Types
02 Dec 2017
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Almost 60 years after World War II, Bridget's granddaughter finds a box of mementos in a closet. Inside the box are memories of a man who isn't her grandfather, and Bridget has to face some ghosts that she hasn't dealt with in a long time.
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02 Dec 2017
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Anything but Love by HonestlyWilde for Zinfandel
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
24 Dec 2015
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Eggsy wants desperately to prove that the older man didn't make a mistake putting his faith in him. He can still recall with perfect and haunting clarity the last things Harry said before heading off to Kentucky, as well as his own choked promise to make his error right. Eggsy can be a goddamned professional. He will be, even if it kills him. He'll sell their manufactured backstory, their feelings for each other and public displays of affection, while the pair of them pretend to be a couple for the sake of their cover, and quietly retreat to put those walls back up once they return, he'll do his best not to torture himself with reminiscing and wishing the whole thing could have been real, and hopefully that will be good enough.
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15 Nov 2017
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Follow Me Out, Across the Stars by sassafrasx for stormboxx
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
09 Feb 2016
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All Eggsy has ever wanted is to become a Kingsman and travel across the universe. Getting to know one Harry Hart in the process is the greatest bonus he could have asked for.
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10 Oct 2017
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Ad left 10h ago in section male - male
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Looking for someone to accompany a middle-aged man to a social outing in the country NEXT weekend. I only wish to make my homophobic mother squirm non-stop for sixty hours and nothing more. Successful applicant will be rewarded handsomely. Cash bonus on offer if you are one or several of the following: young (must be eighteen or over - no practical joke is above the law), working class, someone with an extreme aversion to received pronunciation or in possession of a strong regional accent/dialect.- Language:
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Bookmarked by collywobblesfirth
25 Sep 2017