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    A mishap with Winston's equipment has reduced Commander Reyes to the size of Baby Groot, and he doesn't understand how smol and adorable he is. Jesse McCree is tasked with keeping him out of trouble until a solution can be found, while Jack Morrison is torn between worrying...and doting on his smol husband.

    Inspired by scaryspookycoin's absolutely adorable art on tumblr. Features art by Giza and tatch. Part of the Blackwatch Big Bang that almost didn't exist.

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    28 Jan 2019

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    Nate lets curiosity get the best of him. He approaches the container, pressing his palm against the glass. The warmth seems to rouse the symbiote more, pulling itself from a liquid state and into something more viscous.

    "Well, now. Hello, handsome."

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    23 Oct 2018

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    “We are not naming our team ‘Six Pack’. We already have a team name. It’s called ‘X-Force’,” Wade said, crossing his arms in the team salute from where he was sprawled across the bed.

    “Firstly,” Cable said without looking up from slotting weird chips into the Awesome Gun beside Wade on the quilt, “I was joking when I said ‘six pack’.”

    “No you weren’t. You don’t joke. You don’t have a sense of humour. It was probably surgically removed from you as a child.” Wade paused. “Also, you like beer too much for that to have been a joke.”

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    22 Oct 2018

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    “It’s a dark, stormy night, so I kinda thought my past would show up to bite me,” Wade said, slouching against the counter and taking a long drag of his joint.

    The ‘past’ in question rolled her eyes as she sat down at the counter beside him. “It’s mid-afternoon and cloudy outside, Wilson. Jesus.”

    “She’s right,” Dopinder said, from where he was polishing the countertop industriously. Under Dopinder’s care, Sister Margaret’s had become depressingly clean. Wade could even see the knobbly outline of his reflection in the countertop. “It’s getting warm too. It’d probably be sunny tomorrow.”

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    22 Oct 2018

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    “Hey.”

    Wade opened his eyes, blinking against the light. He held up his hand to shade it out, and stared as he saw how smooth his skin was. With a gasp, Wade sat up and ran his palms over his face. Smooth skin. Even a little hair. “Flaming. Shitballs. I’m cured?”

    “No. You still have cancer. No facilities to treat it here. You’re on a shit ton of ability-accelerant serum. Your healing factor’s in overdrive right now at a factor of eight. But it’ll wear off. Comedown will be a bitch. Take it from me.”

    Wade looked over at the speaker. “You’re not Ness.”

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    22 Oct 2018