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Cliff sighed. It was time to bite the bullet. “Man, y’know, I always wanted a little brother. And my dad, God bless him, he musta been shooting just X chromosome sperm. Love all three of my little sisters, but what the fuck? No brother? I was born to be a big brother. I think of you as the little brother I never got growing up. You’re my favorite person to hang out with, and I feel like I’m at least sort of mentoring you. My kids adore you and call you Uncle Ilya. You’re the little brother I never had, and I’m so lucky to have you in my life.”
“Aww, Cliff, I like you too,” said Ilya jokingly.
“Roz, what I’m saying is, it’s okay that your Montreal girl is Shane Hollander. Scott Hunter is an asshole for whatever he was doing.”
Ilya was silent for a minute, “He was threatening to out us.”
“I’ll break both his fucking legs,” Cliff promised. “No one is getting you fired.”
“We’ve never thrown a game,” said Ilya, looking nervous, earnest.
“Of course you haven’t: you’re too competitive and he’s too autistic.”
“Artistic?” repeated Ilya. “I don’t think he can draw.”
Here's a story of six times people clocked Ilya and Shane over the years.
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- Part 5 of The Very Loud Chirp
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02 Apr 2026
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The bartender adds a lime to his drink, and passes it over the bar-top. "What do you think?"
Shane obediently takes a sip. "Oh," he says. "Yeah, that's great. What is it?"
"Vodka, ginger beer, and lime." The bartender starts polishing a glass. "Called a Moscow Mule."
Shane almost chokes. The Russian asshole can't even let him order a drink in peace.
Shane walks away and leaves Ilya with a belly-button full of jizz, half a tuna melt, and a broken heart
Instead of going to a bar and meeting Rose Landry...what if he goes home with the bartender?Or: shane has a fun lil gay awakening while ilya just crashes tf out. we will rejoin canon in tampa
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08 Mar 2026
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all eyes on me by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
06 Mar 2026
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“I don’t care that he’s gay!” Hayden says. Shane turns finally, locking eyes with Hayden, searching for any truth in that statement. Because there’s a difference between knowing theoretically that you share a locker room with a gay guy and seeing him ride a dick like it’s his life’s purpose. “I don’t. You know that. I just…him?”
“Yes,” Shane says softly. “Him.”
Hayden lets out a guttural groan. “Jesus, man. You couldn’t at least top him?”
Or: 6 times Shane and Ilya get walked in on, +1 time they walk in on someone else
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08 Mar 2026
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Shane Hollander vs. the Power of Friendship by sillylittlepal
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jan 2026
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Shane gets added to the Ottawa Centaurs WAG group chat and gets the support network he didn't know he needed.
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- Part 1 of Hollanov vs. the Ottawa WAGs
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05 Mar 2026
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Tubes of Neon Light, Refracted by bluerosebouquet
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Feb 2026
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His entire body felt tense as the door was pushed open. He trained his eyes on the floor, monologuing before he could stop himself,
“Just so you know, my buddies paid for this dance for me and I’m sure you’re very nice and very pretty and good at what you do but I’m actually gay so you can just- Do what you need to do but I don’t want you to be offended because I’m not as into this as you’re probably…usually…used to…”
He trailed away as he looked up, and met the eyes of the very tall, very broad, very handsome man leaning against the doorframe.
They stared at each other, and Shane blinked, struck dumb.
Or, the night of JJ's bachelor party, Shane is forced into a lap dance he very much does not want. Until he does, and everything changes.
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- Part 1 of Tubes 'Verse
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04 Mar 2026