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He couldn’t cry anymore. He felt as if he had spent all the tears he’d been allotted for his life the night he found out Shane had died in the back of an ambulance. Watching these captured pieces of time, in which Shane was with him and always would be, stopped, forever, made him want to cry. But he couldn’t, and he wasn’t going to force himself to.
sequel to and he takes and he takes
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- Part 2 of i could see what you were reading
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skeptics and true believers by cooliohoolio
Fandoms: Buzzfeed - Fandom, Buzzfeed Unsolved
30 Dec 2017
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The hot new kid that frustrates Ryan on a daily basis may or may not be a werewolf.
Ryan Bergara is in his junior year and president of Buzzfeed High School's supernatural club; Shane Madej is the new kid that's started showing up to meetings only to shit on Ryan's belief in the paranormal. Normally, he would be annoyed with such a skeptical asshole-- except, said asshole is also really fucking attractive, leading to a weird mixture of frustration and attraction Ryan has no idea how to deal with.
Then Ryan notes that there's one subject that Shane doesn't have anything to say about: werewolves. His discomfort at the mention of the subject and consistent absences on full moons is more than enough to pique Ryan's curiosity. Whatever's going on, Ryan is going to get to the bottom of it...even if it kills him.
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Shane wants to say I will be dead within the next year. He wants to say the flowers in my lungs are there because of you. He wants to say I’m in love with you and it’s killing me.
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- Part 1 of i could see what you were reading
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a short history of almost something by cooliohoolio
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved, Buzzfeed - Fandom
14 Jul 2017
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"I think I'll wait another year."
Shane's in love with Ryan, and will get around to telling him. One of these days.
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Patrick Stump loves his life. He's got a job he loves, a nice apartment, and his boyfriend, Pete Wentz, is absolutely amazing. He's got it made.
However, not everything is sunshine and rainbows in Patrick's world. He's also a superhero known as Soundwave, and Patrick constantly has to lie to Pete in order to keep him safe and Soudwave's identity a secret.
Always having to deceive the love of his life leaves Patrick feeling awful and Pete suspicious, and in the end Patrick's unsure if he can keep his alter-ego hidden while keeping their relationship intact.
All in all, Patrick's pretty fucking stressed out.
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"Who the hell are you?" Jon could feel his hands shaking.
The man laughed, taking a step forward and raising a hand to point at him.
"I'm you, from the future!" he said, then swayed, eyes going unfocused, and collapsed to the floor in a dead faint.
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Post-season-four Jon and Martin time travel back to the season one Archives.- Language:
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21 Feb 2021
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Martin never expected to find a pack at the Magnus Institute, of all places, but he wasn't complaining.
Now, if only Jon would accept that he was a part of it, too.
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Or, an urban-fantasy/supernatural/werewolf (?) au where everyone is a family and nobody dies.
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- Part 1 of pack dynamics
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02 Oct 2020
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Then a man walks past him, he looks at him, and a swooping sensation in his gut says yes. It isn’t the vampire part of him. He’s just… really pretty. Really Martin’s type. Short and small, neat and well put together, tired and professional, with perfect posture and a quick, impatient stride. He looks like he works in an office. He looks about a decade older than Martin. He looks important, and dignified, and hot. In that very particular way that Martin’s always been into.
Not that… not that attractiveness should have anything to do with picking a meal. Oh, it sounds bad to call people meals. Victims? Even worse.
Martin should in fact not pick this man, specifically because of how attracted he is to him. It would be the responsible thing to do.
Except he’s already following him. And he’s hungry.
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- Part 1 of enthralling
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23 Sep 2020
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“Sure,” Georgie says, still laughing at him. At least someone is having fun. “Don’t you have assistants for that kind of thing?”
“Yes, but…” He huffs, scratching the back of his neck. “I wasn’t going to ask one of them to download an app called...Lover? Lov-rrr? I don’t know how you say it.” He flaps his hands dismissively. “There are--unions and such. It wouldn’t be appropriate.”
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jon makes a fake account on a dating app to investigate a statement. tim sets martin up with fake account on a dating app to boost his self-confidence. it goes exactly how you might expect.
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23 Sep 2020
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What better way to steal a very cool musician's heart than to start a riot grrrl band?
What better way to accidentally have your heart stolen than to engage in a semi-complicated fake dating scheme with one of your best friends?
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02 Sep 2020