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such a gentleman by cornbreadkent
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
10 Aug 2024
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As long as Suguru had known him, Satoru had avoided alcohol - until now. Since it was their last year of college, Satoru insisted that the two of them go to one of the parties their school was famous for.
After the party, the two of them were drifting off on Suguru's couch when he froze in surprise at the feeling of a kiss on his neck.
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"Suguru immediately tensed up in shock, lying stock-still as he tried to decide whether he had imagined it or not. Surely it was just Satoru further nuzzling into his neck, right? Not an actual kiss? But then he felt it again, the same sensation as before, and then something wet—"It took a few seconds for Suguru to process the fact that Satoru was licking Suguru’s neck before he reacted. 'Satoru,' Suguru breathed out, sounding like he had been punched, 'what are you…?'"
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Lance lets out a sigh.“He’s just, like… overwhelming.”
“Keith can be pretty intense.”
“You have no idea,” Lance says. “This morning I got up at, like, eleven, and Keith still wasn’t awake so I had to make the coffee, and I did, and I was like halfway through my cup when Keith walks in, obviously still half asleep, wearing my sweatpants and my shirt, and just says, ‘morning,’ and I’m like, ‘that’s my shirt,’ and he’s like, ‘yeah,’ and then he walks up next to me and puts his hand around mine and I’m like, what the fuck, but I don’t do anything, and then he drinks the rest of my coffee. I was still holding the cup, Pidge, but he was also holding the cup because his hand was on top of mine, and then he just drinks my coffee.” Lance puts his head in his hands. “What the fuck, Pidge.”
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how a professional dancer properly makes an egg sandwich by cornbreadkent
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
29 Apr 2017
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About a month after the video had its fifteen minutes of fame, Yuuri is trying to walk as fast as he can to the chemistry lab without dropping the binders and papers in his arms when he crashes into Viktor Nikiforov. Viktor Nikiforov, most attractive person Yuuri has ever seen and internet personality that Yuuri keeps embarrassingly close tabs on, whose immediate reaction after Yuuri gracelessly stutters through multiple apologies is to smile blindingly and say, “Oh, you’re the boy from the video!”
In that moment, with complete certainty, Yuuri knew that his life was over.
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“Tobio doesn't suit you at all,” Hinata says, and Kageyama is caught off guard enough to forget his intentions for a moment. “You're too awkward and scary for such a cute name.”
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Spamton tries to handle an inconvenient situation alone at 4am, but Tenna has never prioritized sleep over taking care of his boyfriend.
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How to Succeed on Your Government-Mandated Language Test Without Really Trying by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
07 Apr 2022
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Take the four-month PRO contract, Kakashi had said. It’ll be fun, Kakashi had said. Well—no, what had actually happened was that Kakashi had taken Sasuke out to a bar in downtown Gatineau, bought him two shots of tequila, and said, “Here’s the thing. PRO is hell and you’ll be more miserable than you’ve ever been in your life, but if you can tough it out then I can transfer you back to the NCR as a program officer no problem. I’m talking indeterminate position, salary bump, benefits, vacation, prospects for advancement, the whole package. Think on it, okay?”
And now here Sasuke was—back in the NCR, mildly scarred from four months working under Kabuto—only to find his apartment uninhabitable, his relationship moving faster than anticipated, his out-of-touch manager even more out-of-touch than he remembered, and the future of his brand new indeterminate-with-benefits-and-vacations position hinging on the achievement of a successful BBB on his language test. And his Excel sheets, left for four months in Naruto's incapable hands? Don't even get him started.
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07 Aug 2025
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all the world's a stage.
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(the name hangs between the phantom thieves like a man executed: a shadow of themselves, the only one joker couldn't save. everyone keeps telling him he knew goro akechi best.)
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01 Jan 2025
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“How about a bet?”
Keith paused.
“If I can make you fall in love with the holidays by Christmas night, you’ll take the shift.”
Keith snorted, turning to face Lance. He kept that vaguely annoyed smile on his face, but nothing could hide the gleam of interest in his eyes.
“You’re not going to make that happen.”
“Okay,” Lance shrugged. “Then what’s the harm of taking the bet?”
Keith’s eyes rose to the ceiling, thinking.
“And,” Lance rushed in, “and I’ll sweeten the deal. I’ll work New Years as well.”
Now that got Keith’s attention.
They had drawn straws for who would work New Years Day weeks ago. It was one of the worst shifts for a toy store. Being deathly hungover while listening to kids scream and toys screech was the stuff of nightmares. Keith had lost and was stuck with the shift.
A slow grin tugged at Keith’s lips. “You’re insane.”***
When Lance gets stuck with the Christmas shift, he immediately turns to Keith, a self-proclaimed Scrooge, to cover the shift. When Keith refuses, Lance offers up a bet. If he can make Keith fall in love with the holidays before Christmas, Keith will take the shift. Nonsense straight from a Hallmark movie follows.
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30 Dec 2024