CursedQuill (craaazyaboutMalfoy)
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After the Battle by CursedQuill (craaazyaboutMalfoy)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Oct 2025
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UPDATED & REWRITTEN (OCT 2025):
After the Battle of Hogwarts, the Wizarding World has declined into corruption despite Voldemort's defeat. Hermione Granger plans to take over the Ministry, recruiting the ex-Death Eaters as their new Dark Lady. What's Draco to do when she decides to go off-script? -
Sacrifice, Or How Draco Malfoy Fell For Hermione Granger by CursedQuill (craaazyaboutMalfoy)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Oct 2025
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Hermione Granger finds that her blood is an ingredient in a potion to resurrect Voldemort, but it only works if she's a virgin. Surrounded by Death Eaters, can she convince Draco Malfoy to help?
Lestrange leered down at her. ‘The Renascentia Potion mainly involves blood. But the key ingredient? It’s the blood of a virgin Mudblood. She must be over 17 years old. Ideally, a witch born in mid-September, right between the Dark Lord's birthday, on 31st December, and his Death, on 2nd May. Any guesses on who matched all the criteria, Mudblood?’
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A Most Respectable Scandal by CursedQuill (craaazyaboutMalfoy)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Oct 2025
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Dorcas Malfoy is a former Death Eater, current social menace, and soon-to-be betrothed to Ronald Weasley — a man she’s hated since childhood and might now have to marry for PR. Desperate to derail the arrangement, she picks the most inappropriate fake boyfriend she can find: Hermes Granger — war hero and all-round Ministry darling.
The plan? Cause a scandal. Save herself. Break a few hearts on the way out.
What she doesn’t expect is Hermes playing along a little too well.
There will be blackmail, hexes, ballroom dramatics, and maybe even real feelings. How terribly inconvenient!
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Astoria's Betrothal by CursedQuill (craaazyaboutMalfoy)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Aug 2025
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He might fancy Granger, but Draco had a duty to Astoria. And he would always put his duty first, even at the cost of his happiness.
Now the question, Astoria realized, was whether her conscience would allow her to deny Draco something he clearly wanted.
Granger’s Gryffindor-ness was clearly rubbing off on her.
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5 Times Someone Thought The Kents Were Weird by CursedQuill (craaazyaboutMalfoy)
Fandoms: Superman & Lois (TV 2021)
31 Mar 2025
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+ 1 Time They Figured Out Why
5 Smallville Residents observe weird things about the Kent family, and each draws their own conclusions.
Secrets, however, have a way of revealing themselves eventually.
⚠️ WARNING: Crack treated seriously
Set post-S1, when things actually made sense.