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    If this is what the bastard smells like on suppressants, then Ed can't even imagine how good he must smell normally. What would the full force of it do to Ed's body? To his psyche? It would probably feel amazing.

    Ed hopes he smells half this good to other people when he presents, but knowing his luck he'll smell like dear old dad, not that he remembers what that smells like anymore. Probably it'll be some bullshit like... like... a train car when it's way too hot out. Rancid milk. Automail oil, too, even if he gets his limbs back, because there's no way he won't be cursed with this for the rest of his life. To be fair, he fucking deserves it.

    Part of this whole thing has to be about acceptance, though, doesn't it? So, maybe he'll just... be what he is. For once.

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    06 Dec 2025

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    7/

    Woah :0

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    Kakashi dies.

    He dies, in battle like he was always going to. For Konoha (like he was always going to.)

    It is—good. Kakashi is dead, and it is good.

    He does not expect to wake up, and he definitely does not expect to wake up in a place as beautiful as this.

    (or, Kakashi dies and something drops him onto Pandora)

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    22 Nov 2025

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    5/

    Holy shit this is so neat I love it

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    When a girl with a queenly grace emerges from wildfire all the smiles die at the Tourney of Harrenhal. Sansa Stark is utterly confused and naked until she meets the eyes of a man with indigo eyes destined to die. Then there’s this sweet woman of a tender hand racing to help. In which those who should’ve been a tragic Dragon Prince and Sun Princess, turn King and Queen, and love a bewildered Queen of Winter. Or Ice and Fire is made into a different song but made nonetheless.

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    20 Nov 2023

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    11/?

    I think I desperately need to read more rhaegar/Elia works 👀 since this one is *chefs kiss*

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    Every morning Daelyra Targaryen wakes up and chooses violence. (Figuratively, at least.)

    It might be because she’s Daemon Targaryen’s daughter. It might be because her soul is from another world. It might be because her dragon blood runs hotter than most, and that means more than she knew it could. It might be because the dragon that chose her is the most vicious of them all. It might be because she's a woman on a mission.

    So many might-be’s, but one thing is certain: she wasn’t meant to exist, and the sole fact that she does was enough to knock the world off its axis.

    Why not push the change further?

    Or: Targaryens really aren’t human and expecting them to conform to human standards rarely ends well, and sometimes an unhinged woman with an unhinged dragon is all the world needs to prevent a disaster long in the making.

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    09 May 2024

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    10/

    I love her

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    There were two reasons Mia noticed him the first time he came around: he was new, and he had good manners. Sure he was cute, but you got a lot of cute guys near the beaches. Usually, the only people who came around were locals or family.
    ...
    Brian O'Conner got out of Barstow via a military recruiter instead of the police academy. This would have changed a lot more if certain people weren't destined to meet.

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    04 Nov 2025

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    Really really good