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    Breaking off from the path might be smarter to shake being followed, but it’s no good if he ends up lost as fuck in the wilderness with no phone. He wants to call— Al, Nate, Dopinder, Colossus. Just to hear a friendly voice. His palms are sweating and he’s— A twig cracks in the distance behind him and he whirls, gun drawn—

    There’s nothing. For miles and miles of forest, he can’t see a thing but trees.

     

    Days before Halloween, Wade finds something stalking him and leaving gruesome and heart wrenching gifts.

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  2. Public Bookmark 43

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    Peter tells Wade what to do. It’s casual until it’s not.

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    28 Jan 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 30

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    Logan breaks Wade’s one hard and fast rule (don’t get hurt on purpose) & faces the consequences

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    13 Oct 2025

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  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    Alexei interrupts their slightly heated game of nose-goes with a big grin and no hesitation, “We must all go for family picture!”

    Everyone sort of freezes at the words. Ava’s eyebrows disappear into her hairline, Bucky stops in place, Yelena chokes on her drink, and Walker genuinely starts malfunctioning halfway through his sentence. The rest of it comes out like a garbled mess of gibberish that Bob snickers at.

    “You too, Bob,” Alexei says simply, and the most bizarre part of it all is that, despite all their stunned faces, not a single person tries to correct him.

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    Or, the Thunderbolts finally accept that they're family

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    10 Oct 2025