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    Tired of being hit on, Lu Guang embarks on a fake relationship with Cheng Xiaoshi - all while investigating a kidnapping ring, lying to everyone they know, and trying to Make More Money™.

    (A.K.A. just another typical day at the photo studio.)

    -- In which they’re both far too enthusiastic about pretend-dating, and the line between reality and fiction gets blurred

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    13 Jan 2026

  2. Rec *

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    Cheng Xiaoshi has seen enough pornos to know seducing the devastatingly hot pizza delivery guy should be easy.

    His plan is simple:
    Step 1. Order pizza
    Step 2. Seduce the delivery guy using porn logic
    Step 3. Lose virginity

    Everything falls apart somewhere around Step 2.

    Which makes sense, because Cheng Xiaoshi is a disaster bisexual virgin who treats vulnerability like a mortal threat. And Lu Guang—quiet, sharp-eyed, unfairly gorgeous—is utterly unflappable. Still, what starts as a very stupid plan somehow turns into a romance neither of them has any business falling into: against common sense, against probability, and definitely against the Daddy Joe’s employee handbook.

    Porn did not prepare Cheng Xiaoshi for this one.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    OMGGG can't wait for the next update

  3. Rec 81

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    five times that Kageyama Tobio doesn't realise what his feelings about Hinata mean, and the one time that he finally figures it out.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    Fucking amazing

  4. Rec *

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    I think I’m in love with you ??, the note read.

    What the fuck, Fushiguro thought.

    He turned the small scrap of paper in his hands, but there were no more words written on the back. He flipped it back over to the front, holding the paper closer to his face as if squinting at it would make the words make sense.

    (It didn’t.)

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    or, Fushiguro gets a love confession that isn't for him

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    10 Jan 2026

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    Gojo Satoru is not gay. He’s not.

    He likes tits and asses, and long fucking legs and curves. Long hair and pretty faces. He’s never been into men like - and he should know, he’s been in some kind of sport his whole life, from wrestling to basketball, and now he’s in a frat house. There’s naked dudes around him at all times. If he were fucking gay, he’d know already, but it's the opposite! He gets the heebies jeebies from seeing dicks flop around in the locker room and he likes eating pussy!

    But no one in the world sucks his dick better than Geto Suguru, and Satoru thinks this is monstrously unfair.

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    02 Jan 2026