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Just Roll With It by nonagaysimus
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 Jul 2025
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When Gideon saves her high school nemesis Harrowhark from a fire, the media confuses them for girlfriends. Now, the two are embroiled in a fake-dating scheme to save Gideon's roller derby team through a fancy sponsorship. But what is Harrow getting out of it?
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27 Dec 2024
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Sign Here, Please by AQA473
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
18 Mar 2023
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Ianthe sat her pointy, pointy chin in the pale palm of her pale hand. “How long have you wanted to fuck Harry?”
Gideon rubbed her brow. “I don’t… never mind. I’ve been delivering her packages for about a year? Maybe? What’s it to you?” She needed another drink.
“I’m fucking her.”
She immediately spit out her drink. “Wh-what?”
“Sounds like you heard me perfectly,” she said with a sneer.
“What-what does that matter? It’s not… not my business.”
Ianthe quirked an eyebrow. “Oh, but it is. At least, she wants it to be.”
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Gideon has a crush on a girl she makes deliveries to every week. Something changes and she's forced to make a choice. Overall, she's pretty fucking stoked about it.Bookmarked by crumbcakes
25 May 2023
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how could anything ever be the same by greeeywaren
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
11 Feb 2023
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With a very calculated and deliberate gesture, Harrow threw her finger forward and dug it between two of Gideon’s ribs. The taller woman’s jaw flew open and her body bent over on its own, to which she hugged herself without a sound, every inch of her too focused on the pain she was feeling to react in any other way.
“Every second I spend in your company is a knife buried in my chest."
Gideon looked up, eyes half closed in a grimace, to find Harrow’s face to be at the same height as hers now that she was folded in over herself, courtesy of those infernal sticks she called fingers.
“Every second I am forced to converse with you ( - who the fuck talks like that, painfully interceded Gideon, dizzy with pain - ) I feel my IQ being slowly dragged down by your pathetic attempts at communication. Did you know? I actually kind of admire your ability to ignore the ancient purpose of words for information sharing, and instead use them to somehow worsen the preexisting silence. Yet my admiration is nowhere near grand enough for me to want to stand your company for even one second more than necessary.”
Gideon found her breath again and shakily replied with a grunt. “Cool. I’ll see you at five then.”
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17 Jan 2023
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Chirac and the Princesses of Power by BlueFloyd
Fandoms: Political RPF - France 20th c., She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018), Political RPF - France 21st c.
27 Jan 2019
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While lost in the abandoned subways of Paris, young Adora finds a relic that allows her to turn into Chirac, the First Mayor of Paris!
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03 Jan 2023
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JFK was twelve the first time he noticed Joan. He was sixteen when he understood why.
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14 Oct 2022