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    "You're appalling."

    "So are you, dal. I'm just offering myself up as a premium anti-stress punching bag, because I'm pro-women."

    "Because you're pro-women," Ianthe repeated, as if it the daftest thing she'd ever heard.

    A year after an unfortunate accident involving a moving train and her own painful death, Kiriona Gaia is determined to prove she's more than just a wind-up doll, only murdering a few people along the way.

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    It's not every day you find out your childhood nemesis went to a convent and came back a - holy shit - fully fledged nun. Robes and all. And, because god doesn't hate you enough, she happened to hire the architectural preservation firm you work for to fix up the janky church you both grew up in. Hope this doesn’t awaken anything in you sexually.

    Sacrosanctity (n.) the declaration of physical inviolability of a temple, a sacred object, or a person. Something so holy, so sacred, that it becomes absolutely untouchable.

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    It’s the summer of 1986, and all hell is about to break loose in the sleepy town of Drearburh, PA.

    What starts as a simple rivalry at the local arcade between Gideon and Harrowhark slowly blooms into the town’s only chance at uncovering the truth behind a mysterious string of murders.

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    The one where the orphaned heiress to an infamous cult who believed that a man cured death is just trying to escape the shadow of her past with as little friction as possible. And the daughter of the man who the aforementioned death cult thought cured death is trying to do the same thing.

    Independently of one another.

    OR: The one where Gideon and Harrowhark are neighbors in a shitty apartment complex.

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    The Reverend Father's face contorted with rage. His hand reached into his pocket, to where Gideon knew he would bring out a bone chip and turn it into something worse than knuckles to hurt her. Harrow already had so many scars. Maybe this wouldn't even be a scar, maybe this would just be the thing that finally killed her.

    [RD Gideon's preparations for the Lyctor trials take a backseat to keeping Harrow safe.]

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    When Gideon saves her high school nemesis Harrowhark from a fire, the media confuses them for girlfriends. Now, the two are embroiled in a fake-dating scheme to save Gideon's roller derby team through a fancy sponsorship. But what is Harrow getting out of it?

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    "The door shut with a heavy slam, and Gideon felt the cold, slimy metal slide down her back as she sat against it.

    She was in the armory.

    It was almost too abstract a concept. She had been kept from such a room since before she could walk. Painful retribution followed if she so much as looked at it for too long. There was a heaviness lurking in the near blackness surrounding her, one that inspired greater reverence than any sermon or prayer she had ever heard."

    Or, Gideon sneaks into the Ninth armory in the hopes of escaping Crux, and gets far more than she bargained for.
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    This is just my take on how Gideon may have started training with Aiglamene, and how horrible childhood must have been on the Ninth.

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    Gideon and Harrow have a plan to save the Ninth, all that's left now is to put it into motion.

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    Harrow Nova steals the chain of Samael Novenary.

    And pays the price for it.

    Gideon has a moment as the Reverend Daughter.

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    Harrow begins her work as a true Adept of the Ninth House by raising her parents from the dead.

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    "It was the first time you'd fought with her and the first time you'd seen the color of your own blood.

    The liquid that spurted from your lips was red. Almost black.

    Maybe you were a little bit human, after all."

    Sometimes, when you're a war crime, all you need to do to know how to live is to meet Death and fall in love with her.

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    Harrowhark Nonagesimus could see ghosts. This would have been alright, except for one ghost in particular.

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    Ortus Nigenad is dead. The Ninth is out of options for Harrowhark's Cavalier. Their only choice is one scrawny, scrappy chattel with an asymmetrical grin and a sword.

    Series
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    New York City, 1995. Prolific nepotism baby Harrowhark Nonagesimus is an international it-girl, supermodel... and lesbian. After her coming out in an explosive interview, Harrow's parents are determined to save her - and their own - image in the media and NYC high society. What better than a high-profile relationship with openly gay up-and-coming media darling Gideon Nav?
    Two models who have been at odds for their entire careers, faking a relationship to the world - what could possibly go wrong?

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    Harrow Nonagesimus is a wealth of guilt, brought on by years of cultish religious practice and a slovenly red haired brute. Featuring Ianthe being depraved, Jeannemary and Isaac being adorable and Aiglamene being emotionally toilet bound.

    “Hm. I suppose you could pass for something that could be called handsome.”

    “You could pass for something that could be called disgusting.”

    “Gideon.” Said a small voice Gideon wasn’t prepared for.

    He backed off immediately, clearing his throat. Both his and Ianthe’s colourless faces turned simultaneously to meet Harrow’s intense crow coloured eyes. A monochrome battle of will happened for everyone to not hurl the contents of their stomachs onto the asphalt at the grotesque display that had just occurred a moment ago. It was a sisyphean task, but Gideon managed to keep his bile intact.'

    This fic is a study, weirdly enough brought on by my lack of satisfaction for how people portray Crux in fanfic, of all the characters! That old puckered asshole of a man dragged me through this writing kicking and screaming and I have loathed him for it ever since, said the Gideon Nav kinnie.

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    4/?
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    The year is 2005. Harrowhark Nonagesimus and Ianthe Tridentarius have just moved to Wichita, Kansas, leaving their old lives behind them in the wake of one tiny scandal, compliments of Gideon Nav. Word. Being a Southern Baptist high schooler in 2005 is great if you're straight, and Harrow is absolutely, definitely, most certainly, mega straight. What could go wrong?

    Working title: Harrowhark Gets a Lobotomy at Claire's, but like, Literally

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    They tell her: This is a secret.

    They command her: You cannot tell a soul.

    Podfic of saltwater lungs by Raxheim.

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    Harrowhark Nonagesimus knelt in the Ninth House library and recited the confessional for the sixth time in a row. Usually she recited it in groups of three, three times daily, for a total of nine, but she was about to commit a sin and figured she ought to recite it an extra nine times. Six recitations in, though, and she found the words meant so little to her that she wasn’t sure she should’ve bothered. She didn’t feel guilty about this sin, not really. Certainly not the way she felt guilty about everything else.
    ~~~~
    In which Harrow opens a locked door (no, not that one), processes what it means to be a product of mass death, and gets into a lot of arguments.

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    Years before the events of Gideon the Ninth, the Ninth House produced another light inside its gloomy walls.

    Two men, and a million pounds of expectation weighing them down. Crux loved him, and now he's dead. A character study.

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    Harrowhark Nonagesimus, the one and only surviving child of the Duke of Drearburh, played the part of heiress quite well. In any appearance she made in public (although there were not very many), she was as proper as they come, a true testament to the excellence of the Nonagesimus lineage, a credit to her family line. It is what she must be, and therefore, it is what she was. A perfect daughter, and soon to be a perfect bride.

    Though, if we’re being completely transparent, bride is not at all what Harrowhark wished to be.

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    4/?
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