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be wherever you are by cryoreal
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
09 Sep 2020
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“Think about our friendship, Benny! Are you going to wash twenty years of brotherhood down the drain because you’re camera shy?”
Ben heaved a long, heavy sigh, cradling his phone to his cheek. “You know I hate it when you pull the brotherhood card.”
“... Is that a yes?”
Lake Michigan spread out ahead of him, the waves twinkling up at him through the windows. “I want to see her first.”
“Ben, buddy, you can’t. That’s the whole point of it being strangers. It’s all about the element of surprise!”
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think you're so criminal by cryoreal
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
15 Aug 2019
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His apartment building is quiet - only a few other people live on his floor, and his neighbor is an elderly woman who never seems to go out, so the smell of pizza wafting around his hallway is… unusual, to say the least. Enticing, of course, but strange. He hadn’t had pizza in a few months, Luke’s voice bouncing around in his head every time he opened up his Domino’s app, saying things like preservatives and not home-grown, Ben, and it can’t be good for your longevity, Ben, and let me make you a gluten-free kale and zucchini pizza, Ben, I have a recipe that will absolutely change your life, and he can practically taste the garlic crust and bubbly cheese as he approaches his door.
As is tradition, he deadpans “Honey, I’m home,” as his keys clatter into the bowl near the door, kicking his shoes onto the mat. The smell of pizza seems to have intensified, his mouth watering, and he wonders if maybe Maz has her grandkids over for the night.
“I brought a pizza,” a quiet voice rang out from the dark, and Ben screamed.
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can't turn off what turns me on by audreyii_fic for Like_A_Dove
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
20 Dec 2023
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Knot pic. Knot pic -- and from the look of it, the owner needs to see a medical professional immediately. Tomato emoji, eggplant emoji, three water emojis, winky-face emoji.
Oh, for God’s sake.
Her glands are already itchy and she’s changed her underwear twice. Unless she wants to spend three days in writhing misery, she’s going to have to swipe right on one of these prize winners.
Message: Hi. I saw your post. I would like to have a conversation with you, if you’re willing.
(Alternate Summary: the author completely loses her mind and decides to throw another PWP A/B/O smutfest onto the garbage heap.)
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21 Apr 2025
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we could plant a house, we could build a tree by Like_A_Dove
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars - All Media Types
19 Dec 2018
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Ben takes a deep breath. “It’s—it’s a project. Conceptual art. You wouldn’t get it.”
Rey presses her lips together to keep from laughing. She plans her next words quickly and carefully, determining what will get her the best reaction. “Really? Looks like you ruined a bedsheet to me.”
His reaction does not disappoint. “Get out.”
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Seven-year-old Rey decides it's her duty to annoy the crap out of Ben Solo every single day she's alive.
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- Part 1 of we could plant a house
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21 Apr 2025
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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18 Mar 2025
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They have an agreement, as roommates.
Ben covers rent.
And Rey spreads her legs anytime he wants.
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13 Oct 2024
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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10 Oct 2024