cthulhu_with_a_fez
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When you can't see the source, sometimes all you have are reflections. And with 800 years' worth of them - well. Which ones would you like to see?
Character study of Giriko, as seen through the eyes of those around him. Written for Soul Eater Reverb 2015.
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A SoMa Nutcracker Ballet AU.
Merry Christmas, fandom, and Merry Christmas, ilarual! -
In Which Dipper's Fan Club Takes Things Way Too Far by cthulhu_with_a_fez
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
08 Oct 2014
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Part of the Transcendence AU. (See A/N for more details.)
Dipper and Mabel find out about the local chapter of the Cult of Alcor. Dipper is not amused by this. Dipper is even less amused when they step up from sacrificing rabbits.
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Nerd Cred Is Not Real, Lucifer by cthulhu_with_a_fez
Fandoms: Hataraku Maou-Sama! | The Devil Is a Part-Timer!
02 Jun 2014
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Urushihara, having finally gotten a job at a comic book store, has tasked himself with weeding out the unworthy - namely, those girls who can't answer the million and one obscure questions necessary for them to prove they're the real deal. Unfortunately for him, nobody bothered to tell him that the whole concept of 'nerd cred' is complete bullsh*t.
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A birthday present for Laura (TheMelonLordApproves/ilarual).
SoMa Arranged Marriage AU, basically, continued from the three chapters I'd written for SoMa Week 2014 - Loyalty, Wounds, and First 'I Love You', if you want to read them in my SoMa Week collection.
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happiness and disaster by dustofwarfare for Raskol
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII
04 Dec 2014
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You can't have one without the other.
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22 Oct 2025
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One of the pipes of the Nibelheim Mako reactor had a hole in it. The metal bent outwards, shredded and dripping Mako into the river below. It looked an awful lot like something had broken out.
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19 Oct 2025
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ShinRa has defeated their warriors and taken their town, but they will not take what it means to be Wutain. She will see to that.
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19 Oct 2025
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Prompto carefully tugs open the garment bag, exposing the edge of a dark, slate grey suit and wine coloured shirt.
“Try it on, we don’t have much time for adjustments,” Loqi demands.
“What’s it for?” Prompto wonders. He already has a suit, wore it to meet the Caelum clan that first day, wears it pretty much any time he’s allowed to leave his room. They are a family with standards after all.
“If you manage not to fuck this up, I’m taking you to meet your fiance,” Loqi tells him.
Prompto’s adjusting the sleeve of his jacket when Loqi speaks, and it takes him several seconds to really understand what he’s saying.
“Wait—what?”Alternatively: After trying and failing to inact a prophecy that will return his vampire clan to their former glory, the least Noctis can do is agree to a marriage in order to avoid an escalation of war.
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18 Oct 2025
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One (1) Daily Shoulder Pat by Android_And_Ale
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
17 May 2025
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Shenanigans ensue when one middle finger to the Academy too many gets Starfleet Cadet James T. Kirk booted off planet for a summer internship aboard the V.S.S. Sh'Raan.
He's hiding a major secret from the oh so earnest and helpful Vulcans, but the longer he's on the ship, the more Jim starts to wonder if they're keeping secrets from him, too.
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Captain Spisee handed Jim a heavy sheet of rich, cream paper embossed with gold dusted Vulcan calligraphy bearing the ship’s name. It was a bit cheap by the standards of Vulcan stationary aesthetics, but shipboard life meant some sacrifices. In the most elegant handwriting he’d ever had the privilege to lay eyes on, it read:
Human Enrichment and Optimal Health Program:
- One (1) Daily Shoulder Pat (more provided upon request)
- Seventy (70) Seconds of Hug Time Per Week (divided between crew members as you deem necessary)
- Three (3) Discrete Instances of Daily Praise
- Three (3) Structured Entertainments per week
- Minimum of One (1) Social Companion per meal (more available upon request)“We would appreciate detailed weekly feedback on the efficacy of our Human integration efforts."
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27 Sep 2025