12 Works by currerb3ll
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Don't judge, but - by currerb3ll
Fandoms: 地縛少年花子くん | Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun | Toilet-bound Hanako-kun (Anime), 地縛少年花子くん | Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun | Toilet-bound Hanako-kun (Manga)
28 May 2021
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The events as as followed:
- Yugi, one part out of a whole unit of Problem Brothers, Yugi ed., upped and disappeared in the middle of high school from Kamome - the Mass was heartbroken, bereaved, unable to move on
- Now, in the middle of everyone’s second year in university, he reappeared, somehow managing to pinpoint exactly where the Trouble Two live and when they would be home from club activities
- Nene expected him to return, but didn’t expect all the wet clothes, dark eye bags, bloody clothes, general shady cloak weighing like three years of unsolved mystery the guy was toting about. Aoi apparently had called it ages ago
- They technically aren’t allowed random unenrolled old high school mates in their lodgings
- Further, they definitely aren’t allowed men in their dorms, a laughable fact given well, Aoi and Nene -
Their eyes are watching each other by currerb3ll
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Aug 2020
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“Your Highness,” she grins, wide and wild. “I’ll play by my own rules. And so, I will win. Have I ever failed you before?”
Wide eyes. Blinking lashes. Small hands, calloused with long hours of embroidery, calligraphy, poetry, penning eroticas, instrument wrangling. Long hair sweeping, slippers falling to steps before her -
“My champion,” Liu Mingyan says, the veil masking her smile. “Swear it, swear that you’ll fight for my hand.”
“And you for mine?”
“What a silly notion, Ling’er. I’ve always been yours.”
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No that's pretty legal, Inosuke by currerb3ll
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
02 Aug 2020
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Inosuke is pretty sure his mum is hanging out with the yakuza.
It’s nothing life-threatening, yet. She’s still happily going to work, talking to him, seeing the local yakuza, then coming home and resting up for the day. There is no concrete evidence that she is in association with the shady fan man who may or may not be a cannibal and into preying on pretty women! That’s dangerous! Mother is a bit all over the place and they are trying to reconnect. He may have been chilling with Grandfather at the temple ever since he’s young but it doesn’t mean he wants her to die horribly by munching.
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The first thing that happened was that Barnes - Barnesies, as he insists they call him - wanted to go back home. Not home as in the nice apartment he shares with the equally nice partner in Aomori, but home as in Olivers Hill, where he grew up, in Australia.
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Frozen 3 but it's with disaster Chinese Gays by currerb3ll
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Jan 2020
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Shang Qinghua was having a nice day throwing salt and baptising his front yard from the ice sheets that appeared without welcome on his lawn, until he threw salt at someone so now he has to apologise. Invite them in. Hope that they're not a murderer and this won't be Hinterkaifeck Numero Duo.
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Kiss the homies good night by currerb3ll
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Jan 2020
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Luo Binghe has a boy who is a crush. Luo Binghe also has friends who are annoying who insist that he bring the Crush over to the Homies so they can Bond and destroy him. The Homies outnumber him. He must bring the Boy
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Like exploding starlight by currerb3ll
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Dec 2019
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“I think,” shizun says, carefully. “That it’s a perfectly valid reason to pursue a career as an entertainer. It’s good to be honest with yourself.”
He finds the rough palm, lines up heart line to heart line. “But?”
“But,” heart lines merge, pulse rushing from under skin to ribcage. “You should know that this path is hard, but you are not alone. You are loved, whether you become an idol or not. No person is unloved. You including and you especially.”
He remembers not the fireworks going off illegally above their heads, arching in streams of light and fire, but only the caramel brown of shizun’s - Shen Yuan’s eyes - as they dip into the same stream.
“For all it’s worth, Luo Binghe, no matter where you go, this shizun will follow you, no questions asked. You’ll have me, even if there is nobody else.”
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Blow the pretty boy a kiss for good luck by currerb3ll for Fallowfield
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Dec 2019
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At the entrance to the Underworld, Shi Qingxuan turns to his friend, the dumb, lovable moron Xie Lian, to ask the Important Question.
"Why'd you pick the guy at the casino?"
Xie Lian stares back at him. "I was pulling a Helen. I don’t have luck, so I needed external intervention. You know pretty people always have the best luck."
"Helen started a ten year siege against Troy, which was then razed to the ground," Feng Xin helpfully adds in. "Not the best example to follow, Your Highness."
"Just say the guy was hot and you wanted to tap that," Mu Qing understandably chimes in, as Xie Lian goes very red in the face.
"I wasn't -"
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The adventures of Luo Binghe and Shen Yuan - boyfriends to husbands by currerb3ll
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Nov 2019
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Binghe's eyes blink diamonds tears from their sockets. "Gege?"
Shen Yuan goes red all over. Cute.
And because Binghe has a lizard brain, what comes out next is - "So is that your kink?"
Not only does Shen Yuan immediately lose all the red in his face, he somehow manages to be to drop the temperature in the bath to about negative twenty seven degrees Celsius, face flattened out like a Pompeii statue buried under volcanic ash. A bit like The Scream but about 78% more murderous.
"Call me gege when we're fucking and I'll gut you with a metal straw," Yuan-ge threatens, sounding about 97% sure that he'll follow it through.
Binghe's eyes sparkle. "To be killed during sex is one of my biggest fantasies."
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You've always been my favourite by currerb3ll
Fandoms: 地縛少年花子くん | Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun | Toilet-bound Hanako-kun (Manga)
17 Nov 2019
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He corners Kou in the kitchen, two arms braced against the boy’s side, bracketing him in. The blonde blinks down at him, pink apron sashed around his waist, long eyelashes drooping the longer they stare at him.
“It’s not that there’s been nobody else,” he stands on his tip toes, voice soft and low, a truth between just the two of them. “I’ve had my pick of plenty, and I’ve chosen you. There’s plenty of others, but you’re right,” his hand trails alongside Kou’s jaw, behind his ears, to the hair at the nape of his neck, “you’ve always been my favourite, Kou.”
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Two halves to a whole by currerb3ll
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
30 Oct 2019
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In ways known to each other, there is no point, apparently, in one being in the shadow and one claiming all the credit in the Water Boys. It’s very extreme, in an irony of a show of equality - either they both become a whole single Pillar by some miracle of Nature and Magic and The Laws, or they both reject the Pillar offer in their eerie twin-like way of speaking and being and existing.
That speaks volumes about how they function, seeing as the Tokitou twins concede defeat, as twins, after witnessing their interactions.
The reason Sabito isn't a Pillar yet is because of Tomioka, and the reason Tomioka isn't a Pillar yet is because of Sabito - and Urokodaki refuses to relinquish any more disciples of his beyond these two, so people will have to chip at it until one of these stubborn mules accept the post.
(Or from Tomioka-Sabito to Sabito-Giyuu, from two halves to a whole)
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Jealousy? Him? As if! by currerb3ll
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Oct 2019
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No, he's not jealous, damn it! Who cares if Luo Binghe spent two nights in Huan Hua territories dining and wining Qin Wanyue or that he saw Liu Mingyan's face! Who cares that Qi Qingqi bullied him to be her personal demonic guide boy to the Demon Realm so she can fraternise with Madame Meiyin! Who cares if his husband is playing chess with Sha Hualing and playing around like a little child with Ning Yingying! Who cares! Who cares!
(Airplane's voice: He said all of this, you know, like a liar)