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Mads Mikkelsen Characters x Reader by vampysmile
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Charlie Countryman (2013), James Bond (Craig Movies), Druk | Another Round (2020), Polar (2019), Jagten | The Hunt (2012), Bleeder (1999), A Royal Affair (2012), King Arthur (2004), Doctor Strange (Movies), The Three Musketeers (2011 Anderson)
30 Oct 2025
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This book is a collection filled with One Shots about different characters portrayed by Danish actor Mads Mikkelsen!
I hope you enjoy them and just so you know, I'm open for ideas and requests of any kind.
Beware: This contains a LOT of smutSo far I there are stories with Hannibal, Lucas, Nigel, Martin, Le Chiffre, Lenny, Duncan, Tristan, Gellert Grindelwald, Kaecilius, Rochefort, Johann Struensee and Jürgen Voller.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of the movie characters.-G
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22 Sep 2025
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He Was A Banite Boy (She Said, “See You Later, Boy”) by Canon_in_D
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
30 Nov 2023
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“I know you think us as cohorts, Orin and I. But, I tolerated Orin. I liked you, Tav.”
Oh dear gods why, Tav thought, slapping a hand to her forehead.
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Just a few weeks into her senior year at Baldur's Gate High School, Tav hits a very annoying bump in the road that goes by the name of Enver Gortash.He says he likes her. She says he's a bastard. He wants to go to Homecoming together. She wants him to drop dead. Tale as old as time. And now, with the horrors of old crushes, group projects, school dances, and a Dark Urge that puts most people's goth phases to shame, it's a good thing Tav has six good friends willing to support her (or bury the bodies, really whatever she needs most).
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A coming of age story containing plenty of romance and teenage awkwardness. You have been warned.**Updated with Bonus Epilogue Chapter**
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Tav woke up in an unfamiliar bed, with a bad headache and a bed companion in the shape of an archduke. Unfortunately for Tav, her memories were quite muddled. So when the lump next to her called her "wife", she may have been more than a little bit freaked out.
Or,
Enver Gortash woke up to find his wife trying to kill him. Again. This was all very inconvenient.
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A story of love, one might say. But not these two. No, these two would say that their story was built upon death threats and late night barrelmancy negotiations, and Disintegration spells that missed and the Power Word Kill that didn't. Love was only the ambush Gortash walked into once, and Tav walked into twice.
**Now updated with Bonus Extended Epilogue Chapter**
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- Part 1 of Don't Forget You Love Me
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Enver Gortash was a career driven man, determined to rise through the ranks of Bane, Bhaal, & Myrkul. He was close to his dream promotion, and all he had to do was close out one last project for his boss… But then his bloody annoying coworker had to complicate things with her stubborn, bleeding heart and distracting face which might have been pretty if he ever stopped to think about it. Which he didn’t. Because, as he said before, she was ridiculously annoying.
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Tav couldn’t stand the guy she was stuck working with. She hated his stupid hair. She hated his stupid coat. And she hated how he did things. That was it. She definitely didn’t have any other feelings or thoughts deeper than that. And she definitely didn’t have a thing for petty, handsome bastards with poor tastes in fashion. Definitely did not.
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A story about holiday parties, rainy days, and tyrannical bosses at work. Oh, and also about these two annoying, petty idiots who fall in love named Enver and Tav. -
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You’ve been handpicked to bear Lord Gortash’s heirs.
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17 Aug 2025